Pheno Sony is running in Merry land!
Pheno Sony
Howdy boys and girls! I just wanted to take the time to write out an article explaining what I'm doing at this present time.
I'm running for congress in the state of Maryland. What this means is that not only am I being involved with Party politics, and County President politics, I now want to be in the Congressional politics. These are my credentials:
Former Roles:
-Former TC graduate.
-Former Army member.
-Former NG member.
-Former CDP member
-Former FUS member.
-Former FUS admin.
-Former CO of the UIP militia,
-Former XO of the UIP militia
-Former SecPub of the UIP
-Former Blocker Coordinator
-Former Presidential Advisor for the UIP
-Former Vice Party President of the UIP
-Former Co-PP of the UIP
Current Roles:
-Current Interparty Ambassador to the Technocracts, Federalists, and ADTP
-Current Chief of the IPA's
-Current Chief of Members
-Current Member of the Shout Squad.
-Current Supreme Court Justice for the UIP
-Current Human Resources Director for the eUS.
Phew! That's a lot. Anyway, the reason I want to run in congress is simple. Too many people have run, won, and then gone completely inactive. That is NOT right. Obviously, looking at my credentials, you'll see that I'm not only active, but responsible. I can make congress a better place. A lot of people complain that congress does not do anything. I beleive the reason for this is simply a lack of activity. I can fix that.
Thank you for reading!
These are people/parties who are endorsing me:
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Comments
PHENO FOR CONGRESS!
this picture is horrible.
First picture is really Pheno. Elect this banana!
If he fails, we can always make banana puddin'. Win-win. Vote for Pheno.
As the former Master of Maryland, I think this is a p good choice.
Good luck!
WHAT! Since when did we start letting bananas do anything outside of feeding me? FAIL! no wait... MOAR PEHNO MOAR BANANAS!
It's Maryland, not Merry Land. Silly.