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Pervology is it real???

Day 2,549, 00:44 • Published in United Kingdom

• by ironpervhunter

Hello I am Ironpervhunter

I am a leading researcher of pervology and its creator (MWAHAHAH)

What is pervology?

Pervology is the science of the perverts of the world, what makes them tick, what makes them perv, is it down to just being loco and can we prevent them? well that's what im here for.

Perverts are the internets common cold and a source of our humour ( trust me its funny the desperation is what makes it) I have split them into types ranging for petty to damn right creepy (shudders) here is just one of them.

1. Indiana pervyosis (think asia).

oh we know these guys... if you have been on a dating site or any chatroom you will see these....err charming individuals are known for persistence, annoyance, desperation and punctuation worse than me, an example would be this picture below( look at it you lovely beasts)

this is from gallery of private messaging and chat up lines from reddit, as you can see he waste no time and just lays out there now this is tame compared to the others include such powerful phrases as.

y baby u like happy good time?

pls I need help etc

these are quite common if you go on a site like chatapex (trust me I went down deeper than the jerky guy at prom)

anyway that is a taster for whats to come if you require a certain type of perv to be researched or are a fellow peervolgist yourself, do not hesitate to comment (even if you hate me).

now get out of my pit...gonna take weeks to hoover this cave