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People of eSwitzerland!

Day 801, 12:43 • Published in Switzerland Russia

• by Deep Core Mine

There are 3 kind of people in eSwiss:

EDEN PTOers:

neutral Shaolin

And People of eSwitzerland

So I have a question to People of eSwitzerland. Who will be better president? Ninja-girls or Real warriors?
With who our ecountry will be stronger?
Yes, they are pretty, but they led eSwiss to 30th at the world ranking. And 44th by population. And outsiders by everything. But they have pretty faces \o/

Be smart! Don't vote for EDEN puppets! Even they have pretty pretty faces...

Comments

Arschmann Day 801, 13:05

Votado!

Billy Bob Joe Day 801, 13:09

Actually, those ninja-girls look pretty awesome

I vote for the EDEN puppets

Icewood Day 801, 13:17

BBJ you are EDEN puppet ))

Arschmann Day 801, 13:18

С рождения Бобби
Пай-мальчиком был,
(Молодец...)
Имел Бобби хобби -
Он деньги любил,
(Хороший мальчик...)
Любил и копил.
(Что было дальше?)

Все дети как дети -
Живут без забот,
(Счастливое детство...)
А Боб на диете -
Не ест и не пьет,
(Бедненький мальчик...)
В копилку кладет

Деньги-деньги, дребеденьги,
Позабыв покой и лень.
Делай деньги, делай деньги,
А остальное все дребедень,
А остальное все дребедебень.
(Дальше что было?)

Без денег стал шилинг
А где-нибудь фунт ?
(Большие деньги...)
Стал Бобби мошенник,
Мошенник и плут,-
(Почему мошенник и плут?)
Скопил целый фунт.
(А-а-а, молодец...)

Но в том-то и дело,
Что он не один,
(Почему?..)
Кто больше всех
Деньги на свете любил,
(Человек наш...)
Он это забыл.

Деньги-деньги, дребеденьги,
Позабыв покой и лень,
Делай деньги, делай деньги,
А остальное все дребедень,
А остальное все дребедебень.

Penguin4512 Day 801, 13:20

Why are there the words "Penguin ))" in italics at the top? Not that I'm complaining...

Icewood Day 801, 13:25

Just, your last newspaper was starting point for that. Thx ))

JNArno Day 801, 13:31

ah ah ah ah ah ah!
and the picture is from a russian TV... are you sure that those are swiss? anyway thank you Icewood! Is this how the Shaolins are picturing real swiss people?
Let me resume this article: Vote for the soldier because real swiss looks like nothing and the other are for EDEN. Martial State is cool!
Are you here for you of for the Swiss people? I think that everyone have an answer here, I hope this article will make top5 😁

Ilestis Day 801, 13:32

Damn! I stoped watching that show at episode 3! Anyway, voted because eden anime girls > phoenix puppets, and you make this so much more obvious with this article 😃

cooldude97 Day 801, 13:32

I vote for hot ninjas

Icewood Day 801, 13:41

vote for pretty ninjas! eSwiss 30th country in eRep. If you want to be outsiders vote for pretty ninjas!))

altell Day 801, 14:20

voted, of course. Shao should think of converting lazy eSwiss citizens to battle-hardened veterans. Who can do it better than professional fighters & trainers from Shaolin? EDEN? Hardly believe so. They are too busy as usual.
I believe regular morning wushu and qigong will be helpful for all citizens. Relaxation & meditation should be practiced daily as well 🙂
And - surely - MOVE IT!!! MOVE eSWISS FORWARD!!!