PEACE is on the March!

Day 609, 17:17 • Published in Indonesia Pakistan • by Longbaugh

Jon Malcom has interviewed me about my defection in his newspaper the Voice of America.

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Regarding PEACE...



Led by president UncleDeD of Russia, president NicoSianipar of Indonesia, president Kampec of Hungary, and president Mavie75 of France, PEACE is advancing steadfast into North America—all with the goal of taking the United States for good. It's an extremely daunting task, to say the least, and this Truckasaurus coalition looks to be very serious and much more prepared than America initially thought.

Months back Indonesia threatened and balked at invading but not without causing a massive scramble from every other state to Florida because we feared PEACE. We paraded around like we weren't afraid... but we feared PEACE like the dickens. Needless to say, nothing ended up happening and Americans abroad vocally scoffed at the cowardly Indonesians and PEACE as a whole. Though, sometimes crying wolf over and over again can leave your enemy under-prepared when that big one finally does hit and that tsunami comes roaring right at you.


In American football it’s called misdirection...

The offense sets up in a Wing-T formation with two tight ends, two wide receivers, and two running backs. The formation is designed to use team speed and player positioning, as well as precise route-running, to take advantage of the unaware and overwhelmed defense. The offense will cause defenders to lose sight of the ball as they try to read the blocking schemes in addition to the offensive backfield. Because of the many options available to the offensive team with the Wing-T, as defenders figure out how to react to one play, they'll be grossly out of position for others.



The entire United States is about to get a severe case of the blues.