Paul, a Party President! Other Election Results, and Hackerz

Day 939, 09:31 Published in Switzerland USA by Paul Proteus

This article of Good-Bye Blue Monday will be divided into three parts,
Paul, a Party President
Other Election Results
Hackerz

Starting with,
Paul, a Party President
Recently, Wazamaza was hacked, and asked me to run against him to keep the SFP, and I ran, and won, a whopping 12 against the 5 that the hacked Waza got. Anyway, just because I joined on Wazamaza's urgings doesn't mean things are staying the exact same. Still, I want to republish the SFP Mission Statement,


Switzerland, Nation of Ideals! (domestic)
Switzerland has always been a troubled nation, torn apart by numerous wars and takeovers.
The goal of the SFP is to bring peace to this country, we all have our differences but in the end we have the same goal, which is to improve eSwitzerland.
Quoting Abraham Lincoln (a true Swiss), "A house divided against itself cannot stand."

We want to involve everyone in the political process as long as they are open to discussion.
Wannabe-dictators are never welcome, a chosen congressman or president should listen to the other representatives, even if they don't agree with each other, you just might find some common ground.

Third, transparency.
Every step of the political process should be visible to the eSwiss citizens, they are the ones who decide who gets into congress and they have the right to know if a congressman does what he promises to do.
There will be no secret discussions, no hidden forums, no cloak and dagger stuff, YOU are the voter, so YOU deserve the truth.

To fight, or not to fight? (foreign/defence)
The SFP only supports defending the borders of eSwitzerland, there is no need for expansion into other nations.
There is one exception though, and that is helping another nation defend it's borders, all nations have the right to sovereignty and should be supported if this right is in danger.
People are free to fight for whatever alliance they want to, but should do this in the name of an organisation or themselves, never under the banner of eSwitzerland.

One of the most difficult things in eSwiss politics is the battle between EDEN/PEACE/Neutrality, the SFP wants to keep contacts with all important alliances.
For now, we don't want to join any alliance, simply because at this moment there are too many fights over what alliance we should join, and our goal is unity after all.

Another reason for this is that we simply don't have the military strength to be of any use to an alliance, if we keep good contacts with both sides we should be safe from invasion, if a country does decide to invade we will ask other nations for support.

We do want to train our military, even though TW's are no longer of use for wellness-purposes, we can use them to train our soldiers.
However, at this point this isn't our priority, TW's are expensive and our economy can't support them right now.


Spare some change, mister? (economy)
I'm no economy-expert, I admit that and I won't act like I am one, so I'll keep it short.

The SFP wants to support local businesses, which means a limited form of protectionism.
Import taxes should only be lowered to increase competition between companies, if the prices are low enough, import taxes can be raised.

Furthermore, taxes should be as low as possible without hurting the state's cashflow, the state always needs enough money to support it's organizations and plans (like training wars), if the state receives more money than it spends, taxes should be lowered.

I'll look for someone with more economic-knowledge to support me in this field, I don't want to disappoint the voter

And last, but not least..
Well, this is it, I might add, remove or improve some points over time but this is pretty much a summary of my ideas.

I want to thank everyone for supporting me with the idea of the SFP, the number of party-members has grown and there are already people running for congress under our flag, I hope you all make it!


I hope you trust me, and hopefully I'll see you in congress!

Yours,

Paul Proteus
Party President of the Swiss Freedom Party
World Standard in being Awesome (9/10 in the Wazamazian Scale of Awesome)
(Though the Proteus Scale may yield different results)

Anyway, I encourage you all to join, I will listen to all feedback, and now, the coolest part about being a party president, I get Wazamaza's hat!


Anyway, Join, RUn for COngress, Make the SFP POWERFUL,
Muahahahaha,
anyway, on to the next section,
Other Election Results
These were a weird Party Presidential election...even by my standards

Bill and Ted are confused! 😮

Well, the SFP for the first time is not under Wazamaza. This is of course because Wazamaza was hacked, so I ran, and won by a large number of votes, moving on,

sorry, wrong logo, whatever
Manefa came close to taking the SLP, but Eleriel held on,
On to the,

Sminter surprisingly beat Becker by one point, changing the name to Pissoir,
I personally find that a bit obnoxious, but moving on to,

zRTx is the new PP, now this will be interesting, as he isn't a traditional brainslugger, but seeing his turtle with a slug made me cry tears of joy.

Thats it for the interesting ones, moving to the last part,

Hackerz
THis is just sad,
Wazamaza was hacked, and has no control of his account,
F4uc0n was hacked out of Congress,
Djordje was hacked and had to make a new account,
Penguin4512 must have been hacked to write such a good article (That was a joke)
anyway, these hackers SUCK,

Well, thats my article,
I have made a picture depicting our problem with the TW in the Phillipines and Malaysia,


Yours,
Paul

And here is your anime,


And, for your troubles
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