Pat's Guide to Surviving D1

Day 1,929, 03:32 • Published in Australia Argentina • by Pat McCrutch

As someone who stumbled gracefully through the masses of Division 1, I'd like to pass on my
knowledge to the future hoards of Division 1 "National Guards" in.......



Pat's Guide to Surviving D1

Tip 1. Surviving Physically.

This involves:

-Sleeping
-Eating
-Hydrating yourself

Also reccomende😛
-Basic Sanitation
-Exercise

Tip 2. ASK!

Until the Internet takes another revolutionary step, the citizens of eAustralia don't have the ability to bite.

Tip 3: IRC

Join it! Follow the IRC link everyone keeps giving you, then type "/join #ausrep". The people on IRC are usually human, or close enough to it. And being part of the IRC community generally makes this game more fun.

Tip 4: Listen to them!

Generally these people know what they're doing* and are more than happy to impart their godly wisdom with you. 😉

*Roboa excepted

Tip 5: FREE FOOD!

pssst! You didn't hear it from me, but as soon as you read this, go talk to ronnyjnrjnr, he gives out food for the first few weeks.

Tip 6: Economicalism (It's a word)

Don't waste your gold on a newspaper, they're pointless ...........
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