Party Presidents, Consider the Following, and an Apology...

Day 877, 15:46 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Paul Proteus

Another Article of Good-bye Blue Monday, this article will be split into three parts,

Party Presidents,
Consider the Following
Sorry

Party Presidents
Finally, an excuse to write an article, some content! Hooray!,
Well,
as the Party Presidential elections come to a close, it is time for snappy reporters like me to do some serious reporting...
-SLP Good Job Pascal, you against...nobody, aww sh*t...
-SFP Yeah Wazamaza, you beat...Come ON!!!!
-VLR And Nada 🙁
-Social...Well, I give up on fine reporting, I can't spell it Penguin...Wow, Oh Shi**
-SNP, FINALLY! SOME ACTION*
*Not Really, Zilable got crushed, but at least SOMETHING!
Well, that was boring, so I am going to employ some tricks to keep you entertained 🙂...


And now for a random joke, involving two of my favorite things, Switzerland, and Hockey!


Well, Moving on to, probably the Coolest Section Ever,
Consider the Following

With Paul Proteus the Congressman!
Here we will consider a new idea for the next eSwiss Primaries,
As we all know, these primaries (Which decide who the SFP and SLP will put up to run against other Party's candidates) is done through commenting on an article. Now, I have always been a bit queasy because of the lack of voter confidentiality. So, here is an idea, I just want feedback, and for this topic, there can be constructive criticism, but if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it.
(You don't want to see Paul cry do you? It's not pretty)


So here is the idea...

Voters fill out a pretty Google form,
then, to ensure security, pm me, or comment "I Voted" and receive a cool sticker!
They must comment within 5 minutes, or their vote will be disqualified, they will be notified and given the opportunity to "re"vote...
Ideas?

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By the way, I'm bored
Nothing is happening, nobody is publishing articles, people say they need ideas...No you don't, just read Ferret of Awesomeness, half of those articles are about Admin-Fail Brandy 😉,
Well, this is what I feel like right now,


If it weren't for Lukamancro, I would have died of boredom on the IRC many times 🙂

I like the Switzerland of like two months ago, the Switzerland I joined 🙂,
Look like this again!!!!

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BTW, If anyone publishes an article containing the contents between the "---"s, I will give them 10 chf 😃


Lastly, on to Sorry,


I haven't wrote an article for, holy sh**, 9 days, and this one is a bit lacking, so, again I say sorry, and remember, full articles coming soon 😃

And, I just wanted to say goodbye to my good friend Dan Heylin, he wrote a song about me 🙂 I will miss you! 😃

Here is today's anime...


EDIT:
Since the cow became the National Animal of Switzerland, I have been going on secret missions to save our nation's cows from Ruskies who harvest them for Hamster feed!



And, Suck it Penguin, Paul Proteus is out of Control!

...and for your troubles,
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