Party for the Rest of Canada
Augustus Baldwin
Fact: In 2009 there were 32 unsolved murders in eCanada.
Fact: In 2009 Joey Phillips lived in eCanada.
Fact: There are TWO communist parties in eCanada.
Fact: Joey Phillips has never denied being a secret member of the communist party.
Fact: Members of the Union Nationale were proven to be in league with anti-Canadian force during the PEACE occupation of eCanada.
Fact: Joey Phillips has never denied being a member of the Union Nationale.
Oh hi, I didn't see you there.
My name is Augustus Baldwin and I am the President of the Party for the Rest of Canada. Here at the PROC we are in crisis. Our great party is under attack by the PTO machine of Joey Phillips and his hidden masters. Who are those hidden masters? Communists? Seperatists? Reptoids? I don't know. But we need your help to defeat Joey Phillips and his minions so that we can continue in our mission to create a Better Canada!
The PROC aims to end the historical discrimination that the rest of Canada has suffered at the hands of our Quebecois oppressors. Over the past hundred years, our unique non-Francophone culture has been slowly destroyed by the forces of French cultural hegemony, to the point where, shockingly, up to 21.5% of eCanadians cannot speak English as a first language!
Well, here at PROC we have developed a five point plan in order to change all that.
PROC Five Point Plan of Action
1) Have the non-Francophone population of Canada recognized as a distinct nation within Canada.
2) Have Yukon, Nunavut, and the Northwest Territories, as a well as the Provinces of British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and PEI (but not Newfoundland), seperate from Canada and form their own nation: Better Canada.
3) Begin negotiations with both Spain and Poland to see about letting Quebec join France.
Which one of these looks better as the new flag of Francophone Quebec?
OR
4) Have Jacobi reelected and then impeach him for incompetence.
5) Provide equal rights to the zombie citizens of Canada by electing Better Canada's first (and greatest) zombie President, Plugson! Lets make this a teachable moment for all future Better Canadians!
So what can you do to help the PROC achieve its goals?
We need YOU to join the Party for the Rest of Canada and help fend off the attempted PTO by Joey Phillips by voting for me, Augustus Baldwin, PROC Party President.
Now I am not saying that Joey Phillips is a communist or a seperatist, all I am saying is that Joey Phillips has never denied that he is a communist or a seperatist!
My name is Augustus Baldwin, and I have never been a member of a communist or seperatist party.
Comments
Where's the 'rest of the article'?
its missing plug!
technical difficulties, no doubt perpetrated by Joey Phillips.
you could give quebec to us...
I'm sure it'd troll them pretty damn hard to be under the crown again
I always maybe suspected Joey Phillips was possibly a separatist or communist
Yay Augustus Baldwin!
"My name is Augustus Baldwin, and I have never been a member of a communist or seperatist party."
No. But AB, you were President of the anti-Canada terrorist group, CHAOS; and offered up for sale (and likely sold) Canada s military and economic secrets to enemy PEACE member nations, just before they invaded Canada and wiped us off the map. We haven't forgotten.
I would rather have Joey Phillips; especially if he is a zombie, French-speaking, communist sympathizer.
Citizen B
There you have it, Citizen B just confirmed that Joey Phillips is a french speaking communist sympathizer!
Whoah! When was CHAOS anti-Canada?
It was anti-DAL for a brief period, and thereby, anti-zombie, but I do see what you're saying about AB.
AB...don't forget the zombie part about JP. Then again so are you. In fact, the whole party is a den of zombiehood.
Civil rights for Zombies!
AB ate one of my rainbow socks :/
"But AB, you were President of the anti-Canada terrorist group, CHAOS"
Citizen B, check your facts next time.
French, communist, blah blah etc...
Trent is pleased.
Finally...something to log in for more often.
Teh Lulzicles were getting old.
o/ Augustus Baldwin.
P.S. Are you back, or do we have to keep feeding you?
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😉
keep feeding me
You never being in a separatist party, but you are separatist if you want to make "Better Canada" country without some orignals regions.
YAY your back and i can laugh once again. I support the creation of "better canada" let quebec join the french under polish or spanish occupation!
LOL WUT
AB is back?
let's start by giving quebec to spain.
ha! Great to have you back AB! xD
Can we give Atoms to the French as a present of goodwill?
Great to see you AB.
I missed your presence.
Le parti des clowns s'est trouvé un nouveau nom on dirait...
Holy shit tis Augustus!
~hyuu~
woot AB is back!
Traditionally, we don't use "of" in acronyms. So it should be just "PRC", not "PROC". Of course, if it is PRC the logical extension becomes PORC, which is problematic.
This is REALLY funny.
ROC (Rest of Canada) is an already established acronym for Anglophone Canada, so the natural acronym of a party that uses ROC in its name would be PROC...
Is it humor?
Did you laugh?
Cobra was funnier...
Citizen B: Shut up.
Augustus Baldwin: .....good to have you back, buddy.
Also, CEP started out as a more-or-less communist party and PROC appears to be a reverse-separatism party, so technically AB started both a communist and separatist party..... a track record not even I have, although I was considering starting the Nazi Communist Anarchist Party of Unified Murderers and Child-Raping Satanists.
\o/
It's too early to give me away Blutch, you don't own me yet.
No Adasko is a surrender monkey?
DAMN!
haha! Adasko wanted to surrender!
haha, why do us communists always get such a bad rap?
It's capitalism's fault.
The people's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyr'd dead
lol
I say you re-name your party to you-know-what, infiltrate Jacko, er, Chucky's gov't, steal their secrets and threaten to sell them to Phoenix unless a ransom is paid.
Can't we be under french occupation lol ?
Well Atoms, like you sai😛 "yet".
How everyone loves each other. <3
I always knew Canada is amazing.
So not Newfoundland and Labrador? Thanks, makes it way easier to decide to NOT join your party.
Augustus Baldwin is only back cause the UN broke is record for highest-profile Terroist group in eCanadian History. 😛
Wrote a response, ya'all should check it out 😮
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omg...AB
Nice to meet you, Augustus.