Parody 1: Arab League, Farewell Gaza.

Day 1,336, 11:13 • Published in USA Pakistan • by altairx3
I was the first eEgyptian to do this and that and blah blah blah.Yes I know I am very cool and I think the whole world runs on my command since one of my articles got 100 votes, and the only reason eEgypt is stronger than the other 2 weakest countries in the whole eWorld is because I was there.



My 1st month of my total command over the Arab world because I am the supreme leader like Ayatollah Khomeini is coming.Plus I will be in Saudi Arabia since all of my friends are asking the Saudis to grant me citizenship, it means they are working with me rather than trying to get me out of the country.If I say Saudi Arabia is a failed country then it is, and I am going there to save it from complete failure since I think I am superman.
Since everyone in eEgypt knows how ineffective my role in Egypt was, I might be able to write a couple hundred articles who no one cares but actually I will be thinking I still run the whole eWorld.

I have heard bombs have been put in the plane to kill me.
In eEgypt I have managed to do this:
1-Start babyboom plans by making 24 multis.1 Real player joined so I think I have made a huge change in the eEgyptian society and our population is about to beat Serbia.

2-Made racism and then tried to be unracist because I still think the eWorld runs on my command.
3-Avoiding massive conquering campaigns on eEgypt because I sent them my pics and went on a date with their leaders.Plus I think that if Cyprus attacks Israel and I tell them not to attack Egypt I think I have made huge reforms and am a revolutionist.
4-Hey! I uploaded a picture!
5-Flirted with MoFA's of a couple of countries on the IRC, thus improving our foreign relations.
6-I know some Israelis.
7-I think I am a rockstar because I used the word pimp.Plus I made free logos so now I can completely think that I am the voice of the people.
8-I don't have to join a party because I am supreme.
I believe that with such a high profile I totally run the eWorld.Plus when I will join eSaudi Arabia I will challenge whole of ONE and make multis and make us progress like the countries with my 24 other multis.

I am planning to make other people act like no lifers like me by making them write articles, or I will write for them and make them publish them.

I think I am the only person in the whole eWorld that realizes that Saudi Arabia needs a baby boom.
I will move my companies there and make a huge contribution and will apply for Saudi cs again since my first time there I also made a huge propaganda and talked about going there and actually I didn't do crap.During that time I didn't do anything except write a couple hundred articles, and made a Jihad because I totally know what Jihad is and I make fun of my own country and think I am funny, plus I will attack Serbia with my 900 strength.

Yes I made a pic.
Coped from here.
Yours truly,
Jonathan_Joestar