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9 Day 1,124, 10:07 Canada
Title of article is not an attack on the French language, but rebellion against the eFranch invaders

Message to our beloved eFrence - the main actors in eFilm "From fail to fail".

There is a saying: you do not know until you try.

Grand eLodge have one question for eFrench army: did you get enough of fail's?

No, sorry, but you can not reach us.

Maybe the main problem is that eFrance has only 16 ally's.
But then we analyzed the situation and determine what is the problem:


We have a special LIVE statement from our "brother in arms" Darth Vader.

Mr. Vader, thank You for finding some time for our newspaper.



Ok, we will move to point.We heard that you want something to say to the eFrench soldiers,please share it with our readers



Thank you once more Mr. Vader for your precious time



Our journalist is in Nova Scotia battlefield , where he will visit the French army, which apparently has some problems.


ANTOINE - jurnalist E oui, our army have some problème, oui.
I gérés to take a statement from the supreme commander of eFrench army.




Thank You ANTOINE, that was all for today from "Grand eLodge", and don't forget


UNITED eCANADA

 
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Politicar
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Politicar Day 1,124, 10:09

lulz

 
Fidelia Fides
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Fidelia Fides Day 1,124, 10:13

Well, it's nice to see another Mason fill in for the one we lost yesterday.

 
Les Paul
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Les Paul Day 1,124, 10:18

@Fidelia Fides@

It's a natural order, one must "go" so that another can come in

 
George Kirk
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George Kirk Day 1,124, 12:00

Reaaaallly? neat.

 
Les Paul
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Les Paul Day 1,124, 12:01

Pas de probleme !

 
George Kirk
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George Kirk Day 1,124, 12:01

Wait...so if lord Vader os your father, does that mean your doing your sister?..... cool.

 
fifi prc
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fifi prc Day 1,124, 13:13

lol

 
eAdnan
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eAdnan Day 1,125, 06:20

o/

 
isegien
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isegien Day 1,126, 04:35

Si je comprends bien, la France réussit à vous envahir avec un armée de bras cassés?

Et ben qu'est ce que ça doit être l'armée canadienne alors xD