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Paris is Ours

Day 2,218, 10:28 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sambo112

Time for some classic French jokes for all too enjoy...

The French Flag!

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Frenchman and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the French beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill his underpants with water.

Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the Panzers.

Q: How do you sink a French battleship?
A: Put it in water.

Q: What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A: You can make soldiers out of toast.

Q: What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.

And the last joke...

So witty

Hope you enjoyed the article and please remember to make use of your French slaves.