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Day 3,136, 18:48 Published in Australia North Macedonia by dubcpatto

After seeing the success of Binda333's article on getting rid of this mission, I thought I might have a crack at getting rid of it.
Now I don't own a rainbow lorikeet to show you, so I have decided to instead give you something to think about; BEDTIME PARADOXES









If you have more BEDTIME PARADOXES feel free to share them in the comments and help me to get rid of this mission!

Cheers,
dubcpatto