Page 1, Chapter 1: Salvation

Day 1,416, 14:48 • Published in USA USA • by s0beit

Transmetropolitian

To save you some time, I'm running for Party President.
You don't have to read further if you're a smelly rat bastard.

In chronological order:
Day 1380 - People asked if I would run for Party President last month.
Day 1380.3 - In an attempt to evade responsibility I had a venereal disease which had spreaded to my brain and gave it damblage
Day 1408 - I LIED
Page 1, Chapter 1: Salvation
This is the revival gentlemen. Any intelligent party member knows what is at stake this month. This party must thrive, this party must prosper. I intend to restructure this party to achieve those goals.

People will have jobs to do, people will have to work hard, new players will be brought up from useless idiots and made into useful respectable members of modern society.

We'll offer incentives to boost party activity, we'll have people in charge of every aspect of our party. Departments, department heads, underlings.

I know the Libertarian Party doesn't like structure, but that hasn't been working out for us too well lately. That has to change. It will change, under me.



The last few Party Presidents have been lackluster, I have been in this party the entire time I've played eRepublik. I have no intentions of letting this party fall from grace. I will keep smashing and smashing until our party is great again.

We have a new leadership structure
Me, your Party President. Obviously.
Jude Connors - Head of the department of educational brainwashing
Paul Proteus - In charge of finding empty bodies and souls for congress
Iasov - Minister of rage against the EUSAForums
Fizzleborp - Resident Insomniac
Marxus - Department of player apathy
sjohnfsdsxzzx - Taking part in the incentives program
FranciscodeMiranda - Taking part in the incentives program
We have more people as well, but that will have to be kept a secret for now



We're hard at work setting up educational programs, incentive programs (You will get neat prizes for engaging in party activity) and other more secret programs which will leave this party in tact long after I'm gone.

I'd like to thank Paul Proteus and Jude Connors personally for working the hardest lately, they've been very helpful in all of the internal policy decisions.

I also want to thank select people from the Socialist Freedom Party who have been most helpful and friendly.

Vote s0beit
or else!



~ Random Quote ~
These are the new streets of this city, where the New Scum try to live. You and me. And here in these streets are the things that we want: sex and birth, votes and traits, money and guilt, television and teddy bears.
But all we've actually got is each other.
You decide what that means.