Over 2,000 days later.

Day 2,297, 13:19 Published in South Africa South Africa by Crazierinzane

I'm back for who knows how long. I know most of you don't care, but there are no newspapers producing at the moment so I get some of the spotlight for no good reason.

What great reasoning.

I'm not going to comment on what has changed since more than a thousand days ago, but certainly a lot has changed.

Here's a dad joke:
Da😛 I have an envelope for you.
Me: Can you open it and tell me what it is?
Da😛 Sure.
(two minutes later)
Da😛 It's still an envelope.