Out of the mist of History...

Day 1,332, 04:22 • Published in Pakistan Turkey • by kualkerr

*This is not a troll article and by no means aimed at spreading hatred. I merely wish to present a few judgments based on facts. I expect trolling/hate comments but its ok as long as the article conveys the message*


This is the first article I am writing for a long time. The world knows me as a soldier, not a politician who may have to use cheap tactics to cover up his flaws or to defame others. But certain events are taking place in media, especially of our enemy, India, which has forced me to come out once again and write. Those who have a little sense left in them would understand my rationale. Those who don’t wouldn’t matter anyway, to me at least. I will try to keep it short, but if I fail to do so for the sake of maintaining the transparency of truth in this article, bear with me.

First of all, I would like to cast some light on the undisputed facts of this current saga between India and Pakistan:

1. I have been good friends with some of the Indian senior citizens (graf, maverick10 etc). I respect them and trust their word and would gladly vouch for them any day. For the sake of that friendship, I had been working on peace for almost two week until peace talks finally failed. And i m glad it did. Watching India's cheap tactics (which I would mention later in the article), I now feel that entire struggle wasn’t worth it!

2. India invaded Punjab, Pakistan's only region, without any agreement with our government about training war. They ‘forced’ this war upon as and later changed it into a training war when they realized what a terrible mistake they had made. Noob or not, this was Indian president doing it, so India bear the stake of the consequences.

3. India's intentions right from the start were not right. What is the point of signing 6 mpps n asking, infact forcing, a training war? Even after we had agreed on TW, India kept signing mpps, with indo for example, in a vague and ill-advised attempt to break away our allies n isolate us in Asia. (Two days ago, I was laughing with other Indonesian officials at India’s stupidity when we were signing mutual protection pact, lol).

4. Regardless of what government or myself were striving to do to enforce order and peace, common public of Pakistan were pissed off at India for putting their nation's sovereignty at stake in Punjab invasion. They wanted and still want revenge. Or at least, want to send a clear signal to our enemies that we are not to be taken lightly. EVER!



With that said, I will come to the actual point which needs to be addressed here. For the past 10 days, I am listening Indians whining about how allies are winning battles for pakistan and how "1 vs. 1, India can pwn". To me, this is the most disgraceful stance India could take to sooth their hurt ego; on the verge of 'another' defeat. Anyone worth something more than a dime in erepublik would know it’s all about how you handle your foreign affairs to fight wars. Thats what mpps are, yea? To help allies in need. Isnt it so?
Judging by the outcome of this war so far; any blind, deaf and dumb can understand that Pakistan clearly had superior foreign affairs. a superior defensive strategy. And it didnt come in cheap. Serbia helps us because they know we would stand by their side whenever they will need us. They fight for us because SSG did millions of damage for them without even asking for reimbursement. Turkey fights for us because there is a strong bond of brotherhood between us. Indians didnt see when kualkerr did multi million damage for serbia or turkey, but it does see when serbian armies crush their futile resistance in Pakistan. Lol.
I was surprised to see comments like "serbia winning the war for pakistan, allies winning it, blah blah" from even some of the experienced Indian citizens. It’s amazing actually. To see how they are degrading themselves and lying to their babies in an attempt to keep them interested in the game.


In an article today in Indian media, I saw comment of a VERY senior Indian citizen which was like "dioists run pakistan, not the real pakistanis". I would humbly require that person to take a note of the following piece of information regarding the current Cabinet of ePakistan:


President - Raao (real pakistani)

Vice President - kualkerr (real pakistani)

Minister of Foreign Affairs - Ahsan Shahbaz (real pakistani)

Minister of Social Affairs - hamis11 (real pakistani)

Minister of Education - Umer Liaqat (real pakistani)

Minister of Internal Affairs - Aoun Mohammad (real pakistani)

Advisor to President - Rafey Ahmed (real pakistani)


Only two people are non-real pakistanis, that are:

Minister of Defense - Rakkelto (not a dioist, in case u were wondering)

Minister of Economics - Mylan (dioist)


I am not a scholar but as far as i can perceive from above chart, 78% of the cabinet/government consist of real pakistanis. While only 11% are dioists. The ones who still would think "pakistan is being run by dioists", are truly inconsolable. When david forde was the CP of India, shud we had run ads of India taken over by britain, again? u gotta be kidding me!


There is one final thing i would like to discuss here in answer to Indian propaganda which I am enduring for the sake of friendship for past 6 months ever since we wiped India in December. Indians claims there was USA fighting a proxy war versus India and it eventually was USA who wiped India. In truth, they know they are lying.. to themselves and to everyone else. Here is what actually happened and those of you, who know me, know that I wouldn’t lie:

Some Americans were pissed at India regarding some business gone bad with India regarding a rented region (Karnataka). So they decided to come to Pakistan n wipe India. That way, they planned to kill two birds with one stone by keeping USA off the hook in EDEN for attacking India(because India is pro-EDEN) and meanwhile, take revenge from India by wiping them. Relationship between India and Pakistan were not so healthy back then in September because Pakistan had been wiped by India a few months ago and sought revenge. So these Americans (exodus) in disguise of dioists were welcomed in Pakistan by the majority (some did oppose this, Ahsan Shahbaz for example). And so, war begun in September. With Max Mcfarland's endless wealth and power of USA spear headed by 15 powerful phoenix mpps, Pakistan quickly breezed through most of Indian regions. But one day, 25 days into the war, Max mcfarland suddenly disappeared. All financing we were getting stopped. And in next two weeks, 90% of the exodus was finished. Not to mention India still had one region left in Northeast India, immune, behind the protection of Colin lantrip's USA which was cutting borders between Pakistan and India. From this point onwards, war went on for another 2 AND A HALF MONTHS!! India, immune from a wipeout, used to raise 3 resistance wars every day. N this routine carried on for 2.5 months after exodus left. And in those 2.5 months of struggle, we didn’t have financial aid of exodus or USA or Max Mcfarland, we fought it ON OUR OWN!! It was SSG crushing everything that came in their way. I myself won 125 battle hero medals in the process. Many other soldiers like aovelhanegra, doomhammer, agha rahman, merga, misteriosa (all SSG back then) fought with their lives. Until, after 2.5 months of struggle, we finally wiped India in December.
WE wiped India. Not USA. USA/exodus merely conquered some regions; WE held them together for 2 months till victory was complete. N anyone who knows anything about wars in erep would know that retaining regions is always much harder than winning them. And if we could retain them, we could well have won them anyway. Without funds even, like we are doing now.


It’s deeply unfortunate to see Indian practice of running here and there trying to prove they weren’t defeated by Pakistan but by some other divine entity. Sometime they rather would feel dignified being wiped by exodus; sometimes they can smile being defeated by Serbs; sometimes by Ethiopia… But they just don`t want to listen Pakistan triumphing over them.

For f**k sake, have some honour. Face defeat like real men. I came to Pakistan when India had wiped us. I was there watching Seal team 6 breaking Pakistani defenses, yet we faced it like real men n accredited the victory to India, not to Josh frost (ring any bells?) or Seal Team 6. This is frustrating for me and dishonorable for Indians.

Lastly, I want to encourage and request all of my ePakistani compatriots to let go the grudges for each other, PAKISTAN needs YOU ALL! Stand up! Unite under one flag! Let this conquest be the beginning of another glorious chapter in the history of wonderful eCountry. UNITE!!

I cannot think of an aesthetic ending to this boring and unbearable article and that’s not what aim to do. I wanted to present some facts which will be undisputed even if you analyze them from a neutral's point of view. I rest my case here and if u are still here bearing with my article, I thank you for your patience!

Pakistan Zindabad!





Vice President of ePakistan