Operation F U Spain
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by The Vagabonds
Following on from the glorious renewing of the The Baron SamediArgentina-UK MPP last week, your humble statesmen here at Dental Corps HQ have rustled together an exciting new proposal. Following many late nights of drinking and illegal monkey-wrestling we have rustled together this glorious new plan.
Operation F U Spain
It has come to our attention that Spain are wee pussies. From their continual bromance with Chile, their desire to pick on countries way smaller then them, to their general greasiness. They have even attempted to pto us with agent Alpha-bot, who has single-handedly come close to destroying the media module. And don't get me started on the infamous sheep rustler Siddy...
Over the past few months Spain have wiped Canada. Partly because they want full economic bonuses but mainly cause they are sneaky bullies who are taking out the fact they are not-well endowed on a harmless nation. That is why we must vote YES to a Canada-UK MPP!
Not only is Canada full of top=drawer chaps but they are tough fighters too. They very nearly won an AS fighting against, what seemed like the whole of TWO. They are also a UK colony with their current and future presidents both being huge anglophiles. Yet Spain have great disrespect by pissing on our holiday cabin. How would they like it if we went rampaging all over Argentina? Actually, don't answer that...
The moral of the story is
- Spain are a**eholes
- Canada is pretty cool dude
- VOTE YES TO THIS MPP!
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Hail Canada o/
Spain saved us , but it's a sTUPid logic, I admit.
Spain did save us, but they're CoT lovers, like yourself.
UK❤Canada
We're not CoT lovers...we're just anti-eargies 😎
Huzzah! \o/
Airstrike Spain!!!
Canada move in to 3 way gangbang us in January.
I was CP at the time and asked Spain to be BRO's and hit Canada as we were busy. They did and helped us win the war. Plus they got the bonus win win.
January was 7 months ago and the UK and Canada have always had fun, and interesting fights and TW. Who else are we going to play with? Spain are just assholes because they are.
Canada hit us because you were CP
We wanted to free the UK from tyranny \o/
VOTE YES FOR SYRUP \o/ http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/United-Kingdom/130569
Help free us, UK and we can mutually bash on Spain all we want!
We are allies with Spain, so we can't officially bash on them. I know they won't have a problem with us MPPing one of their enemies and then fighting against them on the battlefield though.
I should think so as well considering the number of Spanish opponents I came across in daily orders it'll be nice for them to get a taste of their own medicine for once
No.
What is wrong with you? Do you not pay any attention?
I haven't a clue what you're on about.
UKRP please start vetting your congressmen so they know what's going ffs.
I VOTED YES. FELT GOOD.
Please accept that mpp, great fun coming!
I can confirm the contents of this article, having now spent six weeks of deep cover in Spain. We have a lot of work to do, the dental care here is all private.
Welp, they MPP our enemies, might as well do the same to them!
Hail Canada! \o/
Fail Spain
Strength and Honour