Operation Eat The Pizza Coming Soon!
Jefferson Lincoln
Hello fellow Patriots! I'm here to announce that the military coup to end Pizza The Hut's rule as tyrant of the Republican Party will go into effect soon!
The Republican Revolutionary Guard is being formed and applications will be available soon!
We're coming for you Pizza The Hut!
Richard Nixon II
President of the Republican Party Leadership in-exile
Supreme Commander of the Republican Revolutionary Guard
Governor of Nixonland
Comments
ohmigod, do i support this message!
Oh please. You resigned as Party President.
VOTE ROBOT NIXON
robotnixonmaxxxxxxxx
robo-nixon > stinky pizza
I support Robot Nixon.
nixonmaaaaaaax ? !
Go go robot Nixon!
I used to love pepperoni pizza. Now its guilty by association.
may death come swiftly to his enemies
lol
go robot nixon!
I can't wait & nice article there