Open letter to eDanish government and eDanes

Day 2,817, 12:43 Published in Denmark Finland by GimliPertti

For too long our God Emperor Zacharia Raven the spurdokiller has been held captive in Denmark.(He may claim otherwise; that he is in fact there willingly but we know the truth.) Please release him immediately!

People of eFinland have become weak willed drones that care only about two-clicking and not about the laws God Emperor Zacharia previously gave us. This needs to change, alas we do not know how to succeed in this by ourselves. We need God Emperor Zacharia to lead us into new era of prosperity, lawfulness and forum eliteness.


For some reason google gives this picture as result when one searches for Zacharia Raven. Apparently both google and our God Emperor work in mysterious ways

Please eDanes, release our only hope, release the God emperor Zacharia and let him return triumphantly to his people and to lead us into better tomorrow. Praise be Zacharia the almighty spurdokiller, the magnificient seer who writes articles today about things that happen tomorrow.

You can keep None though, in fact, we would find it insulting and act of war, should he ever again apply for Citizenship of Finland.

On behalf of eFinnish Government
Diktaattori Cendorr, the minister of Zacharia and Cendorr stuff.
Pilde Mong, the spurdo spärde without teeth because of Zacharia's godly fist.