Open letter to deputy country president Iain Keers
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by Alphabethis
1. You're known as the Economist and as being very good at it.
how did our economy improve under your mandate?
2. We all know the French-Canadian-German invasion was to blame on somebody else than you. And that you, steadily and diplomatically, reacted to free eUk in just three weeks. can we blame on Big Ant?
3. if you are elected next month, will September be a good month for another wipe ?
4. Your ministers are independent or they implement your policy? did you have a policy AT ALL?
5. We know the importance of old eRepublic history, would it be fine to learn TOCHARIAN for getting a grasp of country-premiership ?
6. A hard and difficult question: why don't you have any true patriot medal?
7. If TUP is a family, are you the Godfather? is TUP the most italian-style party of eUK? is eUK the prodigal son of TUP or viceversa?
8. Big Ant is known for his silly Keith Lemon icon, what about yours? can you elaborate ?
9. If I reach a Romper-level and twelve years of eRepublican experience, combined with at least 8 years of the most poking fun IRC of the whole internet, may I be elligible to CP?
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I think you misunderstand a number of things, foremost amongst them being who the Deputy Country President is.
You are potentially the worst journalist I have come across on eRepublik. Your loaded questions, complete lack of sources and utter disregard for ensuring an unbiased opinion all add up to you being a generally terrible person.
Cut it out.
and a good laughter for good comments!
but the questions are good, even If I don't understand a single jot.
is eUK a safe haven for speech freedom? or is it a....family? a lighthouse family?
"You are potentially the worst journalist I have come across on eRepublik. Your loaded questions, complete lack of sources and utter disregard for ensuring an unbiased opinion all add up to you being a generally terrible person."
hmmm, that sounds like a .... REAL journalist. it's scary, I am not. I have to meditate in the cave again.
"7. If TUP is a family, are you the Godfather? is TUP the more italian-style party of eUK? is eUK the prodigal son of TUP or viceversa?"
Taha.
Is this meant to be serious?
YUP I LOVE IT GOOD QUESTIONS I HOPE SHE ANSWERS THEM!!!
I lol'd hard...
The funniest thing i read today ! You are a good comedian Alfabetis
Not sure if mocking, trolling or completely retarded.
LMFAO
What on earth...
Voted!
it's a mix of mockery, serious stuff and, of course, retarded. Picasso said it took an entire life to paint as a child. If I ever managed to write as a pre-schooler , I'd be happy.
And remember, sense of humour is a sign of intelligence. As a matter of fact, all my newspaper transpires intelligence from any single pore, that's why I have so few subscribers.
Just awesome boated. I do hope a new issue can be even better.
more retarded and crazy : http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/poem-the-k-elegy-ba-triumph-2098269/1/20
it had a nice comment of Wayne, he or somebody must have deleted. It's very funny to imagine how the poem pulled his nerves out.
I just lol'd
Point 7 is hilarious and also a very interesting way of looking at TUP. 😮
"it had a nice comment of Wayne, he or somebody must have deleted. It's very funny to imagine how the poem pulled his nerves out."
Deleted by admin and in return I was given a forfeit point \o/. Still think If you ask nicely, BA will let you eat his male-chicken. ; )
Pulled my nerves out? I find it funny that you have this man-crush on BA, whilst hating on Keers. Its known I'm not Keers' biggest fan, but I respect intelligence and in-game knowledge, something Keers has in abundance.
I respect Iain Keers too, only I can't understand HIM/HER/IT at all.
@WayneKerr, sorry to have unleashed your own yourself that made you be punished, anyway the situation was and is funny.
Its a forfeit point, I buy gold, so its nothing : P
In fact i'm surprised I haven't had one before lol
I really don't understand your insane hatred of the man...
Question 2 asks us who to blame if not evil keers?
That dastardly jamesw!
I think the answer to question 1 would be, 'I put tons of my own money into the UK to win the election (cough), I mean to help the UK. Next question...'
Indeed Rory, because it was so hotly contested. Once I announced nobody would run against me anyway. Garth only ran in case I needed being impeached- UKPP told their own members to vote for me.
Anyway it's all so much tosh really. I don't feel like making a huge effort explaining everything I did, but the UK came out of my term with all its regions and bonuses, a much larger treasury and a strong foreign affairs outlook. I can't do any more than that.
strong foreign outlook? after ONE break-up? I'll describe all your mandate in a single wor😛 POLAND.
It's like someone smashed the keyboard with their head a few times, added in some numbering and then spell-checked the result.
This comment is rather amusing especially if it's an unintentional coincidence Alpha
'If TUP is a family, are you the Godfather?'; Because Iain used to have the Godfather Hand holding Strings symbol as his ava for a very very long time lol.
Still silly loaded questions.
OK, an honest question, why does eUK politics seem so divided?
Most of these aren't real questions. They're merely childish name-calling, with a question mark at the end. As for 'being humorous'. Yes... but in the 'laugh at', rather than in the 'laugh with' manner...
Why no true patriot medal Keers?
not laughing at , not laughig with, but laughing FOR, but that's another article (and you'll live it).
Article of the year so far.