Ooohh me name is Lights

Day 2,422, 10:04 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

And I am a little girl. Look at me pretty dress fellas

This is me





I FEEL PRETTY

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

MARIA
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

MARIA
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS
What mirror where?

MARIA
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

MARIA
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

GIRLS
Such a pretty me!

ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!


You see the world is dark ...



......but I am the lights



Aleaxandria and Nogin



I truly did not steal the treasury even though I BOLDLY declared it right after the thefts.

Huh Uuuhhh it was that evil Krakken [boohoo hoo hoo] he stole it and forced me to write the article where I said I came to your country with the intent to steal your pretty oh so pretty dough isnt it the pretties dough oh so pretty yes its pretty la lla laa la

Even though when chewie stole the money I though of revenge and did comment



No even though I was at that time thinking how I shall steal your money and I told you bit for bit how easy it really was to gain your trust and to finally get you to trust me enough so that I can run for CP successfully. And how easy was it for me to with a 5 month old account win your elections. How I was almost unopposed and how surprised I was despite Nogin telling everyone in Labour how truly a useless CP I was that you all still did not pick up my game and voted me in for a second time.



and I even told you about me motivation being revenge for his thefts and even though right after this I moved back to my old MU in the UK.

I am so grateful you belief me Nogin and Alexandria.

because you see even though I am a woman I have a husky voice and my parts is not that of a woman I am she

Look at pretty me in this pics I am the one on the left



feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

As I steal steal steal.....



And fellas I will soon be back to get my third key. yOU see the canukians say they do not want poor me. And although I cry and cry they say NAW a thief you be Daniel Plainview.









You see fellas even when I placed the pic of the straw sucking out the oil from under your lands it didnt stuck in your memories anD you still believed me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_zb2l8_I4w

Although my name was Daniel Plainview a decrepit evil man bent on riches whatever it takes you didnt stop believin in me and your still beliefing in me even though I basically told you every detail and not a single iota not even a bit of data of my thefts stuck in your heads.





GUESS YOU MUST BE PRETTY STUPID!!!!


Whiter shade of pale

Here is the true Daniel singing Whites Shade of Pale ..yeah sure

Dont worry bro though its just a game...

He aint heavy he's my brother

Nights in white satin

Year of the cat

You see folks when you want to trust someone remember there is people out there knowing that person and let me tell you DP you are marked run but you cant hide.

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