On the Streets in Kosovo

Day 1,422, 18:19 • Published in USA USA • by Sir Gulden Draak

Good day citizens of the eWorld, welcome to this edition of the Paper Mache. We have a special live edition from the streets of eKosovo where thousands of legitimate citizens, bots, and multi's have shown up to decide the fate of eKosovo. Should eKosovo become an awesome independent nation, or should it become part of the armpit that is Servia. For a special report on the situation, we go live to Paper Mache reporter Fried McChicken who is on the scene. Take it away Frie😛



Thanks Gulden, what really happened down here in eKosovo is, THE F**K IS THAT, SH*T. I'm dying in this country ass f*cked up region. Let's get the f*ck out his nasty mothaf*cka.

Well sorry about that folks....it appears that eKosovo is really a nasty sh*thole so if it is independent or not, who really cares. What is clear however, is that no matter which way this goes down, it will get ugly so best bring your umbrella because there is a 100% chance of a shitstorm. Speaking of umbrellas:



In closing, let Europe derp about for the next two days bringing all their real life issues in on the game, while we here in America focus on f*cking kicking Spain's ass up and down the block. Until next time....

Stay thirsty my friends,

Sir Gulden Draak


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