On the Concept of Dio's Love

Day 2,575, 19:47 • Published in USA USA • by Aeriadne

There has been a resurgence of hope in this country, my brothers. Our great success running rainy has shown me that which I never thought still held true: Dio's love is alive in Emericka. It flows - a hidden stream beneath the current of the game - giving new life in this cold winter of our despair.

What I am saying is, it's time to tap dat ass.


Turn up.

Last year, we teamed up with Poland and Spain in a semi-kickass alliance that did some stuff and then devolved into the typical infighting that Poland and Spain tend to get involved with. And why is that? Why should we have seen the warning signs coming.

My friends, to answer this we must look to history. An excerpt from the book of Dio, Chapter 11:

Spain is another country which has warlike and barbaric tendencies. Although they are more civilized than the Swedes, the pick-pocketing rate in Spain is the second highest in Europe (second to Romania) and highest worldwide. The Spanish people are hot-blooded, that means they like to scream a lot which can often lead to confusion when they talk to other countrymen or, even worse, on a political and global scale. The Spanish are for this reason, disliked within Europe. For this reason they are already trying to contact South American countries to improve their relations, without success. Why? Because they are double Spaniards.


For too long, we have been complacent in our acceptance of the filthy Double Spaniard my friends. I have been proud of our continued hatred of the snow-loving Northerners, and of the Swedish threat which lurks to the east, but our chumminess with the Iberian swine must come to an end. America is too great a country right now to associate itself with such contemptible filth as they.

I dunno about you, but I'm hungry for some pig right now. It's time for a good old fashioned spitroast, 'murican style.



Stay hungry, stay loving, and above all else remember: pigs are food, not friends.


Emerick was right, but so was Rod Damon.