On eIreland's War With eBritain (Serious version)
Day 1,963, 07:02
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by MacIneely
Over the last few days, our troops have been invading Britain. We have taken Nothern Ireland, Scotland, and now, we are focusing our eyes on Wales. (Ironically, all these countries have been oppressed by the UK in RL.)
However, sometimes people can bite off more than they can chew. And by attacking Wales, eIreland is biting off more than we could chew.
I was shocked (and delighted) when we managed to take Northerm Ireland. I was also shocked (but still delighted.) when we took Scotland. As I've stated before, these two countries are like bread and butter. They're inseparable, meant to be together.
However, when we attacked Wales, I was confused. Why attack Wales? Hadn't we already taken back what belongs to us?
Don't get me wrong, I'm for more battle and plunder. I'm for the expansion of eIreland. Heck, it got me a medal. However, we have a bunch of riled up Brits stuck in a corner. You know what happens when you have a riled up animal in a corner? It bites back. And so will eBritain. They will try to defend themselves to the last breath and will fight for Wales, considering they're losing ground more and more with the incoming Argentian forces.
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Oppressed by the UK? The only reason the United Kingdom is called that is because of a willing desire to join together...
And i don't exactly see any oppression when they are pretty much free to act as individual countries anyways (Hell Scotland has its independence vote soon)
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Right. It wants to "join together." more like "subjugate." Britain has been raping, pillaging, and burning sh*t in Ireland, Scotland, and Wales to the ground for centuries. I don't see how any of them would want to be a part of the UK.
Ironically, King James of Scotland was the one who unified England and Scotland, effectively starting the UK. So technically the union is a Scottish union. Still baffles me how England got so well ahead however.
"Britain" by definition is the island. As someone who is Scottish, has been Scottish all my life and whose family's been Scottish for generations, I call the comment utter bullshit.
I mean, I support the UK, not the "Scotland is subjugated" crap : P
UK is a land of heretics and must be purged by flame and steel
Amen.
That's a job for good old Irish steel
We agree with your Irish Governments plans for a United Ireland...accordingly we shall bring Louth, Dublin, mayo and all the other small counties into the United Kingdom therefor producing once United ireland.
...it's what you wanted wasn't it???
I was thinking of a United Kingdom governed by Dublin rather...
Heretic brit....lack of faith made him delusional.
REPENT!
ACCEPT THE WORD AND YOUR SALVATION WILL BE AT HAAAAAND!
By the time we finish with you Brits, you will be nothing but remnants of a once great nation.