OMG !!! WTF !!! Switzerland in EDEN ?? OMFG !!!
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by Renouille
AAAAAAAAAAH WTF ? Why is Switzerland in EDEN ??? NOOO !!
Why do you made this choice stupid swiss government ? I hate you !! I realy hate you !!
Yes guys, this is the truth. Switzerland is now part of EDEN =O
Why ? I don't know. I don't think that Eden is a so beautiful garden. No I don't think so but I think that they think that we think that they think that Eden a beautiful garden is. Yes off cours is it !
Because, it's writing in the Bible ! Yes, and all what in the Great Bible is, is true ! And I know about what I'm talking because...... What ? You don't know ? Dude ! I'm God ! Yes I'm the great and the good God ! Hell yeah, I'm your God ! Isn't it fantastic !? And your first mission is to kill the infidels ! And than, donate me 5G 🙂
So, after this big revelation, we come back to the main subject !
What was I saying ? Oh yes : AAAAAAAAAH SWITZERLAND IN EDEN !! HUNGARY WILL KILL US !!
Yes true ! Hungary and Indonasia and France and Japan and UK and Germany and Italy and ALL THE WORLD WILL KILL US !! Oh no, not the Eden countrys, right...
But don't panic ! Because... The Superschwiizer is here ! And do you know what ? He is hungry... and angry 😃
Yes, I have train him to attack all invaders ! And he is very aggressive ! Look :
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3177/2283430995_ef5312d568.jpg?v=0[/img]
He is now 4m02 heigh and weight 289kg. Yes hehe, it's now realy the Superschwiizer 😃
And with this fantastic creature, I will invade Hungary ! And than Indonesia, Russia, France, Germany and all other PEACE countrys ! And than, I will invade our allys ! Mouahahahaha
All the world will be under my hand ! I will be definitly your God with my Superschwiizer to make order !
So end of the transmission.
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Oh no, last thing : PEACE, EDEN, SOL, Brolliance... Kiss my ass and make noise for the Superschwiizer \o/
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yes oMG, after have gold of efrance... not honnesty...
lol
HEEELLLLL YEAAAH ! Whatever ! EDEN or PEACE = SAME MONSTER !
ANARCHY !!!
(DE) Der EDEN beitritt war eine dumme entscheidung. Ein verrat der Neutralität.
(EN) The EDEN joining was a stupid decision. A betrayal of neutrality.
EDEN just helped you get back your last region 😛
Seriously, what the heck is up with this? I'm not opposed to being friends with EDEN, but joining them, while surrounded by several PEACE countries? Come on...
Marquis esoteric: Someone from the critic-men watches sometimes the eMap?. If all Eden's countries don't help themself, now in eAmerica still speaks in russian, perse & iranian language. eSpain was a french colony ever in Sudafrica still dance the samba & the Rapa Nui dances. Please, don't be ridiculous...watch the eMap!
The last changes in eRepublik (permabanned the indonesian & russian multi-accounts), more controlling to new accounts and gold-bug destroy the illegal power of PEACE. Now we're in a righly equillibrium and in a fair play.
>Marquis esoteric: Someone from the critic-men watches sometimes the eMap?. If all Eden's countries don't help themself, now in eAmerica still speaks in russian, perse & iranian language. eSpain was a french colony ever in Sudafrica still dance the samba & the Rapa Nui dances. Please, don't be ridiculous...watch the eMap!
Well, I'll try to understand the poor English translator you're using.
Let me tell you something, in Switzerland before the Theocrats we were neutral and we did not have any problems with getting invaded by the PEACE nations around us. This did not mean however that we weren't friendly with (then) ATLANTIS nations, and I won't deny they did help us quite a bit. We just never joined an alliance because there was no need to, it would only work to annoy the PEACE nations nearby.
And then the funny thing is, the Theocrats, the guys we got PTOed by? Low and behold, they're ATLANTIS/EDEN allies.
PEACE PROPAGANDA !
What did Japan ever do to you that you want to invade us with your cow monster?
France and Italy conquered Switzerland the last time it sided with Romania and others back in Beta 🙂
>And then the funny thing is, the Theocrats, the guys we got PTOed by? Low and behold, they're ATLANTIS/EDEN allies.
My sentiments exactly.
Ya better off neutral, just like I said on the forums.
Being neutral is overrated. It only takes you that far 🙂