Oinyo for CP! (Satire contest)

Day 2,569, 09:32 • Published in Canada Canada • by Oinyo

I am back and I am tired of you all ruining my game.

My goal this month is to rip the country apart any way I can and rebuild it as the vicious, cruel and hungry people we are!

We used to be feared. We USED to demand respect. We USED to have people begging to MP us for the simple fact that if they were not with us.. They were against us and we would drill into their stupid pathetic little weak country like a jack hammer.



Oh hello mr X country..

You sure are cute and small.. let me just.. MMm... Punt you to hell for the next 3 years.




Yeah. Now you are going to thank us for that pleasure.

Are you bigger than us? lol Well enjoy having a pin being pushed slowly into your foot deeper and deeper until you cant take it anymore and rip your whole damn leg off!

Mmmm we are going to rott you out like an Avacado.




Yeah. eCan is back and we are taking no shat.

My cabinet is as follows.

CP = Oinyo
VP = Oinyo
Govenor = Oinyo
Mofa = Oinyo
Mod = Oinyo
MOE = Oinyo

Congress will be be ruthless and have only the elevation of ecan in mind. Anyone that cannot or will not work 100% to destroy anything not under the maple leaf can go and get the hell out. Prepare your anus.. We are coming in dry.



Vote Oinyo
Vote win




** This is a joke article for Hoteliers contest. I am actually not running for CP at all lol.