Oh, Russia~

Day 674, 12:35 • Published in USA USA • by Emerick
Russia,

You had your chance. It's kind of sad that it's come to this. When I was first elected, we were sure that you guys would win. We had no doubt at all. I made a treaty with Peace that would give you guys a couple thousand gold in exchange for our regoins back, and you scoffed at it. It wasn't good enough for you. No, you wanted a trophy. You rejected the treaty, slapping me in the face, and then demanded New York and then New Jersey, after you'd conquered that. When UncleDeD told me his demands, I had this to say: "Haha, no thank you, sir." That is a direct quote. I remember that distinctly because I had thoroughly soiled my image for peace, a move that I thought was the best thing to do at the time, and then he decided that a few thousand gold wasn't good enough, and directly insulted me. I was pissed off. From that moment, I decided that no matter what happened, I screw over Russia. I encouraged people to start in Russia, so they'd have Russian citizenship, I encouraged people to move to Russia, and work for Russian companies at 50 wellness before using the hospital. After Parter was elected, I openly mocked him, pointing out his obvious social defects, and the fact that daddy lets him steal his credit card(the guy isn't a billionaire, let's drop that myth). Now, I'm going to rub this in your face. And it feels good man.

Russia, you had your chance.

You had us. You totally had us. But then, for whatever reason, you guys didn't get Portugal to attack. You could have screwed us over far more than you did.

You had your chance

With Parter's daddy's credit card, you bribed Colombia into blocking for you. It almost seemed like a fine plan, but what happened there? Oh yeah, they signed peace with us with no terms. Goddamn, you failure. All that you ended up doing was giving them some fun for a week and making us pissed off at Mexico.

You had your chance

After all of this, Russia, what have you gained? Well, you had a good time. I'm sure of it. And I hope you cherish the month and a half in which you owned American land. Because it won't happen again. The golden age of Russia has passed, and all you have to show for it is a lust for more. You can't even compare yourself to us, because we actually have the gall to attack people on our own, and without waiting for them to open our MPP's. We're not going to take revenge on France or Portugal for attacking us. We know how to drop a grudge, because we enjoy a healthy mental state. You, on the other hand, now think that you'll ravage through East Europe. Nope. How will you possibly do that without 5 other people attacking the same country?

You had your chance

I'll tell you what, though. I still have some influence over here. I can convince these guys to give you Georgia if you promise to leave them alone in real life.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8uTfmUZiZ4>You had your chance