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Oh Reilly?

Day 1,788, 10:21 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Willard Mitt Romney

Welcome to the mouthpiece of the Republican Party and Willard Mitt Romney:
FUX NEWS

Voting booths, people go in... people come out... you can't explain that!

I CAN! MITT ROMNEY IS THE ANSWER

The Democratic Parties such as the TUP are clearly stooges for a communist takeover... YES... the Peoples Communist Party is just a front for the loons... think about it... would loons or commies join the TUP? No! Duh, the real commies are the clever ones, the reds under your beds listening to you have sex - YES I WENT THERE - we need to wake up and smell the partially decaffinated metrosexual democrat coffee, people!

All these parties pledge 'democracy' but what do they really do? THEY ENTANGLE YOU IN A WEB OF SOCIALISM. Let me explain why socialism = SATAN

Free stuff = a steal
A steal = thievery
Thievery = sin
Sin = bad
Bad = THE DEVIL

If you really want to vote for Satan in the election, you can vote Republican, as we're a broad-church open to all outlooks and we now include 3 out of 4 horsemen of the apocalypse... and Sarah Palin.

VOTE WILLARD MITT ROMNEY - a man who doesn't believe in Tax-Breaks, oh no, he doesn't even believe in Tax Vacations, he believes in EARLY TAX RETIREMENT. All those old people look alright don't they, well they're retired... why can't we make retirement available for all? Everybody can retire, and everybody can also take a tax vacation, permanently. Mmm... a permanent vacation of taxation.

Look, he even has a halo!