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Oh my god Ireland again. Another mission.

Day 2,335, 22:38 • Published in United Kingdom Republic of Moldova

• by SPECTRE Command

All right, soldiers. Our last mission in Ireland was a complete success. Now we enter phase two. Get yourself a bottle of Irish whiskey. Get your uniform, we are embarking on an official trolling mission. Bottle of Irish whiskey in your pocket? All right.

On your horse, men. Let's go.

Find the shortest way across this salty river or what is it.

Once you're there, you invade all the nearest Irish pubs yelling "I DON'T BUY YOUR IRISH WHISKEY THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT MY OWN".

Open top 7 Irish newspapers each in new tab and keep it open.

Don't bother reading, go directly to comments.

Yell "I CAN'T HEAR YOU" as loud as you can.
"THE KING IS IRISH"
"BRITISH PASSPORTS FOR SALE"
"I HAVE JUST SUBSCRIBED YOUR NEWSPAPER"
"DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT"
"LONG LIVE IRISH PRESIDENT"
"UP WITH THE TRADE EMBARGO"
"GOD SAVE THE REGIME"
"I'M JUST HERE BECAUSE JOCKSON SENT ME."
...

Yell on that instructions, soldier, or yell what ever comes to your mind. Troll until you pass out.

Comments

ninjaturtlez Day 2,336, 01:27

keep it open all day idk how that works rofl?

Jack Jockson Day 2,336, 01:40

where's your uniform ninja?
you're here all day, aren't you? well, bombard them then,
each newspaper repeatedly
add comments, reply to comments, do everything possible
don't you know how to troll?