Oh hay!
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by Pakr
OH HAY Pakr!
I was thinking about writing something nostalgic here, something about the glorious past of my infamous days. A media mogul (which at least my medal claims I was), annoying anti PHOENIX troll, propaganda minister of EDEN and self-proclaimed queen bitch of Swedish politics. Then go on to get all emotional, maybe with a rant or two about how admins "ruined the mofo game" and then finishing of with a grand speech of how I will bring glory back to nation “x”, etc. etc.
But guess what? I'm NOT, and I'm not gonna try to get this reports of the eWorld thing going again, I got neither the knowledge of the game, the will or time to invest in such things. If you're still waiting for me do write some super-duper hot analysis of all the conflicts in the eWorld, go ahead and press the unsub button!
There, are they gone now? Good.
I’m gonna start of blank with this game, and that means completely blank! No EDEN sympathies, no Swede, no interest in a specific country, just a city boy from south Detroit taking the midnight train going anywhere… Well not from Detroit maybe but you get the drift.
If there is someone out there who still remember the epic name (lol) Pakr, please be my guest and introduce him to this vast eWorld of opportunities and dreams.
Starting of, I’m a skilled (I think) land worker living in Poland. I have no idea if my pay is any good, if my skills are even worth mentioning at the local pub, or if my 184 PLN will even take me cross the borders?
Where to go? Were to start my new eLife? Will Poland do? Is Hank still the l33t king of Russia? Maybe the US still has the best job offers? Or has North Korea finally emerged as a superpower worth living and fighting for? (LOL)
Well, feel free to fill me in on the best land to start of your eLife.
Cheers!
Haha! What a story Pakr!
I was thinking about writing something nostalgic here, something about the glorious past of my infamous days. A media mogul (which at least my medal claims I was), annoying anti PHOENIX troll, propaganda minister of EDEN and self-proclaimed queen bitch of Swedish politics. Then go on to get all emotional, maybe with a rant or two about how admins "ruined the mofo game" and then finishing of with a grand speech of how I will bring glory back to nation “x”, etc. etc.
But guess what? I'm NOT, and I'm not gonna try to get this reports of the eWorld thing going again, I got neither the knowledge of the game, the will or time to invest in such things. If you're still waiting for me do write some super-duper hot analysis of all the conflicts in the eWorld, go ahead and press the unsub button!
There, are they gone now? Good.
I’m gonna start of blank with this game, and that means completely blank! No EDEN sympathies, no Swede, no interest in a specific country, just a city boy from south Detroit taking the midnight train going anywhere… Well not from Detroit maybe but you get the drift.
If there is someone out there who still remember the epic name (lol) Pakr, please be my guest and introduce him to this vast eWorld of opportunities and dreams.
Starting of, I’m a skilled (I think) land worker living in Poland. I have no idea if my pay is any good, if my skills are even worth mentioning at the local pub, or if my 184 PLN will even take me cross the borders?
Where to go? Were to start my new eLife? Will Poland do? Is Hank still the l33t king of Russia? Maybe the US still has the best job offers? Or has North Korea finally emerged as a superpower worth living and fighting for? (LOL)
Well, feel free to fill me in on the best land to start of your eLife.
Cheers!
Haha! What a story Pakr!
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nice to see, that a good journalist publish an article after long time.
Pakr Said It
Agree, really missed you. Come to Lithuania, we have great salaries and are creating some kind of empire (as much as empire, as our population's size allows one)
Well, as a citizen of eSouth Africa, it's in my best interest to get you to help with out country. I mean, hey, we finally got Brazil as an ally. That's awesome, right? And it's not like we have bad regions. We can maintain a powerful nation if we try. All we need are veteran players like you to manage to country, and some more two clickers. Every person counts.
Full disclosure, I never heard of you before but I'm painfully envious of any Media Mogul, and admire them just as much.
Pakr back, bout time to lol.
Oh god, Wiseau! Get him out of here! 😛
Hey Pakr, Good to see you back!
Oh hay Pakr. Nice to see you back, erepublik needs more good writers. Stop by in eSweden some time. : - )
"No man is an Island"
^Pakr didn't Say It??
If in your eTravels you end up in eSouth Africa, you will stay a while, thats a promise.
Jeez Pakr, wherever you do end up, do NOT go anywhere near Detroit.
Great to see you back!
That's 2 awesome people who have returned today xD
Just PM if you want a nice update, if you haven't gotten one already.
Stay in Poland, we have vodka !
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