Oh, Canada... Exclusive with Wes Lewis

Day 1,147, 19:30 • Published in USA USA • by Claire Littleton


"If Canada were to attack, in a week the eUS would encompass the whole North American continent..." - President Haliman



After today’s surprise Canadian law to make the eUS a Natural Enemy, I got a quick chance to sit down with Canadian President Wes Lewis to debunk some of the rumors and to set the story straight.

After waiting in a cold (and for some reason wet) chair in a Montreal Hotel for about an hour, Canadian President Wes Lewis came through the door with two Canadian Mountie escorts. He looked tired and haggard as he did the ceremonial Canadian Curtsy, as is custom for a Canadian when greeting an American Diplomat. We both sat and I began:

Me: Thank you for meeting with me.

Lewis: It is always a pleasure to meet with an American.


He wiped away a tear of joy as if it was the greatest moment of his life.

1. Me: After reading up on you, I’ve come to realize you are an extremely polarizing individual. Would you agree with this and, if so, why did you do the thing’s you’ve done in the past like stealing from people and being forced out of parties?

Lewis: "I think, I enjoy a level of extreme activity, which is not common in a country such as Canada, thus I enjoy and most times don't enjoy drastic reactions and attention from the public. A custom in eCanada is talking without any action, and I believe I am different, which is why I have such a detailed past and many changes coming from that."

2. Me: You are internationally known as a crazy or insane individual... even in Canada... what do you think of this title and why do you think you have it?

Lewis: “The fact that people gauge someone on that level in this game is sad, but I have never suggested that people don't think what they want to about me, I try my best to improve Canada via my tax changes, trade deal with the UK and France, and many other changes. But I understand that from what people say about me they would have that reservation, but I would ask that they meet me first before thinking it was true.”

Me: Amen to that, sister...


I drifted off for a moment as if his last statement rang true for me as well...

Lewis: You okay?

3. Me: Ah, yes... where were we? …. What do you consider your single greatest achievement and why do you think it’s your greatest?

Lewis: "I don't and never have gauged my actions like that, because that is for history to decide.”

4. Me: What do you think was your biggest downfall and why?

Lewis: "I believe my biggest downfall was impeaching Rolo, this is obviously the reason this hacking occurred, and it really held me back at that time too with members of Congress and Citizens."

Me: I’ll just pretend to know what you’re talking about.

5. Me: How did you get elected as CP? Did you expect it?

Lewis: "I knew from day one I would win, you must understand nobody tries to do anything up their, they usually wait for themselves to be built up to win (Look at almost every past CP) I actually worked with pms, minor party contacts, etc. not to mention my only competition was Aeriala."

6.Me: From what I've followed in Canada's past election, Aeriala had a lot of support. Why do you think he lost in the actual election and what is your opinion of him?

Lewis: "He had a whole lot of media support, which is read by 60 or so people, but in bulk membership support, he couldn't even win the support of his own party (Thus him rage quitting their to grab the coat tail of Addy Lawrence) I knew if I was to lose, only Tem could have done it, which was no problem on election day."

7. Me: So, the question everyone wants to know... why did you declare the eUS as a natural enemy when the two countries have been part of the “Broliance” for so long?

Lewis: "I didn't do this, I was hacked, there are currently several suspects to this, which I won't mention, but I will say that I always supported a war with the US for economic deals, not to get murdered by you guys."

Me: Good, because we’d do just that... cut your beady eyed flappy heads off...


Lewis and his two body guards just looked at me...

8. Me: Are you going to go forward with the war even though it wasn’t technically you who started it?

Lewis: "If it did pass, I would suggest Krems and I go through with the trade deals we talked about, but I wouldn't ever fight the US, unless I had way more citizens, which I like the US anyways so no in the end."

9. Me: This stunt has got the eUS citizens excited for a long anticipated war with Canada. What would your reaction be if the eUS were to attack first? What would you do, other than % your pants?


The thought of an eUS invastion made him do just that... right there... in his pants...

Lewis: "I would probably be living in Kentucky(My RL Home) watching the battle go forward, a united America, is a stronger America."

10. Me: Any last words to the people of the US and Canada?

Lewis: "If you take over, don't let Canadians in your government, most are inactive and if they aren't inactive are like Dale Gribble, let the CAF come in though, good for your military front."

Me: Sure sounds like you don’t have high regard for Canadians...

Lewis: “I don't hate Canada, but a united America would get Canada out of their stuck position, which leaves them to die from inactivity."

Me: Thank you for coming, Mr. Lewis...


Just then, this happened...

Me: Uh, what are you doing?

Lewis: Oh, just assuming the position if the eUS were to attack.

I abruptly left the room



In the end, it was just another hacker and President Lewis plans no ill will towards the United States... Sorry to burst many of your bubbles as I, like many of you, have been hoping for Can-Am 2 to arrive for about 2 years now... Good night.

~Claire Littleton


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