OFFICIAL: Emergency Broadcast, CITIZENS READ
Day 704, 13:52
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Published in USA 
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by Jewitt
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America, we have attacked Nunavut and won. This was a big battle with both sides spending a lot on each side. Brolliance and EDEN have won, to where now only Alaska remains unclaimed.
As the Vice President of the United States, I am here to say thank you allies and bros. Without your help, this victory would not had happened. I do not represent the United States in this venture, but the entire Brolliance, when I thank the world for standing up against PEACE Global Community aggression in holding our territories hostage illegitimately for their own personal gain.
May this be the beginning of the end of world wide oppression, tyranny, and puppetry.
Original Content:
Slightly edited due to changes in events.
How to Beserk
Day One
1. Fight once
2. Gift 10 wellness*
3. Fight 5 Times
4. Heal using your hospital
5. Fight 5 times, down to wellness of 50.**
Day Two
1. Fight once
2. Heal using your hospital
3. Gift yourself*
4. Fight 6 times down to 40-49 wellness
5. Hold fire
Day Three
1. Fight once as directed
2. Heal using your hospital
3. Hold fire until directed otherwise by the Department of Defense
* Depending on your financial situation, you may or may not be able to do this.
** If you have a Q5 house, buy Q5 food. Fight an extra time to a total of 6 addition hits.
Let's help our Bros in Canada out, eh?
Oh, and for the ladies!
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President Gaius Julius
Vice President Jewitt
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Comments
First DENIED
lol
First denied anything to read apparently. 🙂
WHAT COULD IT BE!!!
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Omg I commented on this twice
6th
going on to org to vote
voted
ok...funny thing is I saw this and didn't feel like reading it and went away. Then I figured I should...was disappointed.
damn
uh...ok.
vote
Pertinentaxxx
OHNOES!
I love Disturbed.. 😃
Huh?
Voted.
What is it? Has our TV Broken?
Um? Voted anyways.
Woxan is awesomemaxxx.
JEWITT
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lmao
elections cancelled?!
lol.
oOo looks like Twilight Zone... I LIKE IT!!!
When this article is finally edited, it's probably going to be about Taco Bell II, a straight-to-DVD sequel where Uncle Sam is a chihuahua.
When preparing for the ultimate battle, I prefer Pantera, "WALK"!
O BTW:
LOVE THE MUSIC!
Land of confusion is better, though.
Vote x18 on blind faith. 😉
V/r,
Max
VOTED
Holy Crap Max has 17 orgs?? Actually thinking about it I'm not surprised, he is the US economy 🙂
Someone reconized my situation
the world has ended
I RAN OUT OF CHOCALTELE
HELLELELLELELPPPPPPPPPPPP
I agree.
H1N1 Swine Flu approves of panic.
Voted.
red button!! :d
voted
it just made top 5, can you put in some content please?
hmm
Can't wait to kick some Hun butts!
I swear to God if this is an elaborate trolling attempt >_>
yay! Disturbed!
bad content, bad music pffff
or is this an elaborate reverse-psychology "we suggest we'll attack because PEACE expects us to say we don't attack when we want to attack and say attack when whe don't want to" shit, or maybe the opposite! COWARDS!!! HRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! 😃DD
We will not be attacking the United Kingdom, but everyone should be ready to kill red coats. Also, I love the attempts of making fun of this movement by the three of us to get the info out when it needs to be. Bravo, PEACE!
~hyuu~
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a grave announcement to make.
Incredible as it may seem, both the observations of science and the evidence of our eyes lead to the inescapable assumption that those strange beings who landed in the Jersey farmlands tonight are the vanguard of an invading army from the planet Mars.
The battle which took place tonight at Grovers Mill has ended in one of the most startling defeats ever suffered by an army in modern times; seven thousand men armed with rifles and machine guns pitted against a single fighting machine of the invaders from Mars. One hundred and twenty known survivors. The rest strewn over the battle area from Grovers Mill to Plainsboro, crushed and trampled to death under the metal feet of the monster, or burned to cinders by its heat ray.
The monster is now in control of the middle section of New Jersey and has effectively cut the state through its center. Communication lines are down from Pennsylvania to the Atlantic Ocean.
As I set down these notes on paper, I'm obsessed by the thought that I may be the last living man on Earth. I have been hiding in this empty house near Grovers Mill — a small island of daylight cut off by the black smoke from the rest of the world.
All that happened before the arrival of these monstrous creatures in the world now seems part of another life...
I don't know if anyone else has noticed this at the bottom of the article in really small letters but it says this. "We will not be attacking the United Kingdom, but everyone should be ready to kill red coats. Also, I love the attempts of making fun of this movement by the three of us to get the info out when it needs to be. Bravo, PEACE!"
First thought, no substance. Second Thought, Pure Genius!