Official ANA Party Newpaper
Suileabhain
Philip Francis Exavier Esquire, party president of the ANA, has recently offered me the position of Press Secretary and Public Liaison for the ANA. It is my honor to accept Philip’s offer. Thank you for offering it to me.
As part of this new role, we have decided to make “The Loyal Opposition” the official newspaper of the ANA. In its new format, the paper will have the following responsibilities:
1 – Promote the ANA to the citizens of eSA – As the party newspaper, “The Loyal Opposition” will work to get the beliefs and goals of the ANA out to the public. We are a party that is dedicating its self to a strong and successful eSA, and we want you to know how we are going to help make this happen.
2 – Keep the eSA public informed on eSA and ANA party happenings – Future articles will highlight important events that effect eSA and the ANA. The party’s take on these current events will also be presented.
3 – Publish official party statements and press releases – Future articles will present the party’s platform, opinions on proposals pending in congress, and suggested proposals for future congresses to consider. When the party has a message to get out, you can be sure to find in published in “The Loyal Opposition”. With these articles, don’t be shy about giving your feedback through comments. Your opinions are vital to improving our party.
4 – Publish articles by or interviews of prominent members of the party – Party members without their own newspaper, or those who want to reach this paper’s audience are welcome and invited to submit articles to be published as guest authors. “The Loyal Opposition” will also feature interviews of our party president, election candidates, and future members elected to public office.
5 – Provide election coverage and support ANA candidates for public office – As each election draws near, we will run articles covering the election. We will also promote and support the candidates running under the ANA party banner. If you want to know which members of the ANA are running and what their goals are, look to “The Loyal Opposition” for your information.
Fellow members of the ANA, please subscribe to this paper so you can be notified when we publish future articles. In order for the party newspaper to be a success, we need you to subscribe, comment on articles, and vote up our worthy articles. Non ANA members, you’re welcome to subscribe too. Hopefully you’ll find some of our articles interesting, be entertained every once in a while, and who knows, maybe even find some common ground with us.
Yours Truly,
Sully (a.k.a. Suileabhain),
Editor-In-Chief - "The Loyal Opposition"
ANA Party Press Secretary
Comments
Interesting...
So if you're press secretary then I can be Arch Bishop right? Wait, we're not just making up pointless positions? Nevermind.
Nice quotes used for "Loyal Opposition", makes me wonder who you are loyal to.
Marmaduke, I don't know - you'll have to ask Philip. He's the one handing out the cool hats (mine says Press Secretary).
Marmaduke, If you want to be the arch bishop go ahead, but basically I only have a press secretary. it's simpler this way.
ajay ruined ana for me
sorry but I am required to be against you and call you a pto group
You might want to change the newspaper avatar.
You are of course within your rights to say that Crazierinzane, i'm sure that many still agree with you. I would like to personally assure you however, that PTO is not our goal.