OfficiaI Statistics of TMI in eBuIgaria! U mad?

Day 1,517, 09:30 Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria by Boyan
Dear Reader,

As you may know in the last couple of days a marginal group of the eBuIgarian society has been struggling to accept the notion of eTurkey as a friend. In fact the same people over and over again through racist comments and xenophobic attitude try to provoke our allies and disintegrate our community. Therefore I would like to explain the aggression of these people and try to show everybody where it originates from.




Yesterday the eBulgarian Ministry of Healthcare published a chart with statistics with the TMI of the Bulgarian players. Many of you may not be aware of what exactly TMI is. The following chart developed by the Minister of Statistics and Public Healthcare explains it all.



Yet you may ask how the TMI is relevant to aggression and racist behavior. According to Dr. Phil anger is strictly dependent on the length of man’s p….s.



The data gathered by the eBulgarian Ministry confirms that nationalists have TMI size below the Bulgarian average. Here are some exclusive shots taken during the data collection.



To resolve the current situation the eBulgarian Ministry of Healthcare should either develop a new TMI formula, import p. implants or reduce the eBuIgarian TMI average to 6 cm so that less people are considered having small p. size. This would relieve the suffering and bring peace to our community!



ADJUST THE AVERAGE TMI IN eBULGARIA NOW!!!


Your sincerely,



Me4ata Boyan

P.S.
Thank you smee again for giving me a time gap! o/
Hail BulGreece!