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Of course you know this means war!

Day 1,200, 00:04 • Published in USA USA

• by George Armstrong Custer

As iNCi leader gs10 continues to edit his self-destructive inflammatory article, by now it may read like an invitation to ice cream and cake.
Edit, March 4 afternoon:The "Ultimatum" article has been deleted by admin for vulgar remarks

Some troll known to forum freaks but unknown to those who don't play in that cesspool made an offhand remark in some obscure thread, which would have gone un-noticed had gs10 not thrown a hissy fit and brought it to the top of US media attention.

So now America-- all of us, everyone-- must apologize for this guy's comment, he must be banned from that forum, and if I understood the original ultimatum the US has to kick him out of the country. And we have to MPP with Turkey, immediately.

Okay, America... don't crowd, don't shove, form an orderly line and post your most heartfelt apologies in the Comments below.

George Armstrong Custer and Atatürk

Comments

George Armstrong Custer Day 1,200, 00:06

First to laugh and puke at the same time.

Inwegen Day 1,200, 00:07

>bend to the will of some group.

We've poked fun at Ataturk on the forums forever. Nothing is going to change that now.

Allen Webster Day 1,200, 00:07

I hear owls taste like chicken.

Milan Milankovic Day 1,200, 00:07

HAIL to the troll!!!

Rican Day 1,200, 00:13

haven't you heard... there is a moratorium on war.

totem abi Day 1,200, 00:26

trolololollolololllololo

Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 1,200, 00:27

Owls... nom nom nom....

Kazeal Day 1,200, 00:50

Being trolls themselves, shouldn't iNCi be able to take a joke?

Jovan Tekelija Day 1,200, 01:13

do we, nonturk immigrants, have to apologize or is that honour reserved only for 'true' americans?

: PP

Schem Day 1,200, 01:16

lol

Megalexandros Day 1,200, 01:21

Kazeal +1

They came to your country to cooperate. They were insulted by a trolling comment and are now threatening the whole country for one comment. Not the Inci I thought I knew...sad but true.

Bristel Akina Day 1,200, 01:24

This means war!

OWL SEASON!
RABBIT SEASON!
RABBIT SEASON!
...
OWL SEASON, AND I SAY FIRE! *bang, beak spins around*

devilers96 Day 1,200, 01:32

Headless yankee is headless..

Btw I don't think you can handle another war.
Somehow u've to start negotiations with Inci about finding a proper solution.

VictoriousGR Day 1,200, 01:43

You are a troll.. How did you survive so far in this world. Haven't you need a brain till now?

VictoriousGR Day 1,200, 01:47

Inwegen, you can of course, you can masturbate. But have you ever think about how can you be more useless for this world? Cos it's nearly impossible.

Astrid of Valhalla Day 1,200, 01:50

IS GEORGE WASHINGTON PORTAKAL?

Bristel Akina Day 1,200, 01:53

For those who don't understand susamuru, I believe that "portakal" means "orange" in Turkish, and is "portokalos" in Greek.

VictoriousGR Day 1,200, 01:57

Yep bia, and washington is a type of orange in our country

XVII Day 1,200, 02:01

Turkey I love you! Sorry I named one of my chicken Turkey cause he is about to get eaten soon.

Jovan Tekelija Day 1,200, 02:04

(to those above)
thats like the first rule of trolling: you cant troll someone in your own language. you say, washington is an orange, and none of the americans will find that amusing coz thats your internal joke(kinda).theyre gonna be like: yea, whatever 0.o
you gotta troll their way, because you came to them, not the other way round ; )

Jovan Tekelija Day 1,200, 02:04

not to XVII xD

VictoriousGR Day 1,200, 02:08

@Jovan Tekelija
We, in Turkey are believe in freedom of speech. But we at the same time believe in respect to others' values and don't disrepect to those values.

I know these jokes are not so funny. I am sorry for susamuru. And turkey joke is so out of date man.

Ps.Washington is really a type of orange in Turkey. But it's name is nothing with disrespect. And nobody in turkey thinks in that way.

Jovan Tekelija Day 1,200, 02:12

you dont really get trolling, do you?
trolling is exactly that, making fun of everything! nothing is safe from it. this is the internet, the troll playground. just type in raptor jesus or gay jesus in google, and see for yourself. and you can be 100% sure that those two(for example) were made by some christian dude, not a muslim or buddhist or whatever...

there are no 'real' values when it comes to trolling...

George Armstrong Custer Day 1,200, 02:49

what's the insult value in calling George Washington "orange"? is there something vulgar in Turk culture about the color.. or the fruit?

VictoriousGR Day 1,200, 02:49

@Jovan Tekelija
I absolutely agree with you. But this does not mean we should defend trolls and what they say. We should together fight against them since what they want is this: being enemies to each other and talk about something useless..

VictoriousGR Day 1,200, 02:53

@George Armstrong Custer
I told in my previous post there is no insult in orange type washington. Also it is not something special to Turkey. Go to wikipedia, search for Orange and in the page search Washington.

There are no insults to G. Washington about that in Turkey. It's Susamuru's personal joke.

George Armstrong Custer Day 1,200, 03:11

I did some checking, myself, and found that Susamuru was correct.
George Washington, father of our country, was an orange:
http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad221/ArmyPublicAffairsOffice/GeorgeWashintorange.jpg

Krixuz Day 1,200, 04:56

LOL we are so sorry for that troll

Jasper Ferguson Day 1,200, 05:07

@ Custer - That explains the wooden teeth, how else was the orange going to eat.

Noablule Day 1,200, 06:39

I thought Washington was an apple?

Eat Blonde More Blonde Chicken Blonde!

Don Machak Day 1,200, 06:53

vote

Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,200, 07:14

The INCi has revealed themselves with this little rant. They do not want to blend into America society, they want to rule it and change it, even threating to start a war with America if they don't get their way. As far as I am concerned America needs to say, 'Enough! Go home, free Turkey then you can do whatever you please.'

Chucky Norris Day 1,200, 07:15

nom nom orange

Rdrunner Day 1,200, 07:39

404 server error- Turkey not found

Sry guys, no more turkey left for you

Pfelconte Day 1,200, 07:53

hey americans!!!

i wonder how many of you could point on a world map the place of turkey or greece?

Ethan Seelowe Day 1,200, 09:07

probably as many Americans as Turks or Greeks can point out the location of Milwaukee.

Silas Soule Day 1,200, 09:34

oh lordy. has it really come to "you can't read a map" trolling? the orange thing was better.

Relorian Day 1,200, 10:49

Pfelconte Day 1,200, 07:53

hey americans!!!

i wonder how many of you could point on a world map the place of turkey or greece?
+++++++++++++++++++

I can find greece on the map but turkey? It seems to have mysteriously disappeared but boy oh boy did greece get bigger.

In RL I can find both, have been to both and dont want to go back to either.

VictoriousGR Day 1,200, 14:10

Relorian.. man you are too experienced in this game for trolling.. Come on..

Noety Day 1,200, 14:28

LOLed

Emperor Rick Day 1,200, 14:40

lol'd

Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,200, 14:44

Fem....

s0beit Day 1,200, 17:01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LwyVFnEjvo

Lord Krauser Day 1,200, 18:06

Dude you just bugs bunny them.

Fitisin Day 1,200, 18:10

I've been laughing at the George Washington as an Orange picture for an hour. I should note that Thanksgiving, the only truly American, home-grown holiday is centered around Americans sitting down and...EATING TURKEY.

Relorian Day 1,200, 19:44

thedream4you: When you guys troll us, we troll back. I might be level 25 but that doesnt mean I cant troll the rest of the eWorld 😛

n4n0 Day 1,200, 20:41

lol, it's about time the gov take a stand against inci. OLOLOL turkey's not on the map anymore.

George Armstrong Custer Day 1,200, 20:52

I'm not the government, just a crazy old man with an opinion and a paper.
what the government does about iNCi will be determined by tomorrow's election.
iNCi's relations with the US government and the general population is entirely in their own hands.

Firo Prochainezo Day 1,200, 21:05

>i wonder how many of you could point on a world map the place of turkey or greece?

I've been to both.

Thanks for playing.

Vincent Sarius Day 1,201, 07:58

>Some troll
>Offhand remark
I take offense at this sir.
Some men...just want to watch the world burn.

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