Octavian_F Swept to Power under Fake Coup

Day 713, 19:13 • Published in Canada Canada • by Bruck


With the election only a short time away the Octavian presidential team enacted an emergency plan to end election confusion by faking a violent coup of the eCanadian government. The fake coup is expected to take much of the strain off of eCanada's real election by fooling N00bs into voting for Presidential Candidate Octavian_F. The coup started when fake rebel leader Octavian stormed parliament and pretended to kill several congressmen.


Fake rebel leader Octavian had this to say

"Hear my words eCanadians! Your electoral system, with it's several Presidential Candidates, have no standing in Octavia! Just forget about the other candidates and on election day simply support your President Octavian! "

The militants brandished fake Q1 guns and changed their avatars to fearsome looking terrorist images Octavian stayed up late last night searching the Internet for.

After a 5 and a half post fake argument Congress and President William Duncan ceded control over the eNation to Octavian, who is believed to be played by Independent Candidate Octavian_F.

Octavian will also use computer graphics to depict the fake coups more complicated sequences, such as the glitch that changes the election results and a random name generator for the hundreds of multies used to shout about Octavian's preemptive election win.

Representatives from all parties said the plan was the best after ideas of maintaining the status quo and electing Jacobi again were turned down as "infeasible."

Parliament is also asking Canadian citizens from all over eCanada to write articles in other eCountries complaining about election fraud and by submitting numerous tickets to the admins knowing full well they won't be read until long after Octavian's rule is over.

And in pretending to comply with Octavian's Media Control program all citizens are requested to watch this video

All Hail Octavia!
Vote Octavian_F for President


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