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Oct/7 and im just sitting here

Day 1,782, 22:15 • Published in USA USA

• by Sgt. Flatt

What its like being Spider-man.
So Ive been told that the life of Spider-man would be amazing to anyone. Well it has its ups and downs.
Do you know how hard it is to go to the bathroom in that suit? Not only do I have to undo a notch on my back i have to find a zipper covered in 3 Layers of spandex!
Who wants to hear a person complain about being Spider-Man? No one, right? But it sucks. Spandex isn't fun, spandex is not fun.
Now i do get the hot babes, But what sucks is that I have to be very careful in picking out my lady. I do prefer blonds around 5'8, Nice skin, D to DD size cup, but you don't find those types of girls getting mugged everyday. Boom Perfect! If you are this kind of girl please call me at 87-bone-city.

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