O CANADA, I pledge myself to thee!

Day 697, 14:27 • Published in Canada Canada • by Spencer Magee


O Canada! It's been so long since we talked last. I have been very busy with everything in my life and, well, I never get a chance to spend time with you anymore because of that, and I am truly sorry. You deserve more then that. What you deserve is my devoted service and attention to everything that is you. Your lush forests, your rocky mountains, your sparkling waters. It is all so awe inspiring to behold.

This is why I pledge myself to thee, O Canada. I pledge my tireless effort and work ethic to making you stronger and keeping you free from tyranny. I'll do anything for you, even donate that precious 5 Gold I would get from reaching Media Mogul to the war effort! That is why I am apart of the eCanadian Media Mogul project, a group of Canadians who promise to give up our gold from reaching 1000 subscribers to you.

Do what ever you want with it. Buy yourself some new hospitals, use it to build some weapon stockpiles, or even use it to go see the newest chick flick. I'll even go with you because, well, I hope you're aware of this by now. I'll do anything for you, baby.


I'll even become your beautiful Chinese Bride if you so desire.

Please Canadian citizens, subscribe to my newspaper so I can fulfill my promise to my sweet, oh so dear

Canada.

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Are you interested in the eCanadian Media Mogul project? Learn more about it here! You can even join up as well if you pledge to give your five gold from reaching Media Mogul to the Canadian War Effort! Just remember though, Canada's heart belongs to ME so don't you dare cop a feel!

Oh, and subscribe to these dorks and dorkettes as well. None of them will ever have the special bond Canada and myself share though.

Banach
Uraczak
Chucky
Noyst
Derek Harland
Plugson
Alias Vision
Scorpius
Travis
Jean partout
jbdivinus
Charmander
PimpDollaz
Alexander Keith
supabeasty
Wild Han
TemujinBC
Coda
Alaricus
Fram
Marcchelala
Adasko
Citizen B
Klop
Ash Eastwood
Chris Harrington




"How's about I lower those taxes of yours, sweetheart?"

Yes jbdivinus, I'm making fun of your recent article, so Nyaaah.