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48 Day 886, 15:10 Spain
Dear Spain,

this is just a friendly suggestion to use your brains (provided you have any) before making boneheaded decisions. Believe me, it works. I've tried.

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Letting Phoenix conquer Rhone-Alps and then quickly opening a war with Slovenia to try to wrestle it away from them before they could transfer it back to France might sound like a brilliant move at first - but it is not. Actually, it's just a new addition to an already long list of epic fails committed in our New World. While Poland still clearly leads all nations in quality and quantity of failures of epic degree, Spain is apparently working hard to catch up.

Attacking Brazil to open a war with Slovenia costs 2221.25 gold
Attacking Rhone-Alps with all the Polish population still in the region costs 2450.5 gold

Total costs amount to a whopping sum of 4671.75 gold

Now, what else could have this fortune been spent on? How about... on defending Rhone-Alps against Phoenix in the first place? At some point in the battle you only needed about 400k damage to secure the region. The costs of delivering this damage is estimated around 1600 gold...

Also, we should not forget to mention that Poland is now safely locked out from Western Europe, even if Spain re-conquered Rhone-Alps there would be no way to transfer it back to Poland. Poland's failure is even more hilarious considering the fact that they've just spent over 4000 gold on declaring war to Mexico - a country they will not even come close to having a border with during the next few years. Needless to say, this amount could also have been used to protect their precious Rhone-Alps region.


I will always remain Yours Truly,
Armande Xavier


 
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kispisti007fegyosorgja
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kispisti007fegyosorgja Day 886, 15:12

eden epic fail!

 
Martin Davitkovski
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Martin Davitkovski Day 886, 15:13

epicness, hail failden!

 
Latase
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Latase Day 886, 15:13

gnahahahaha

 
santirub
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santirub Day 886, 15:14

amen.

 
X le variable
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X le variable Day 886, 15:14

Be careful with USA, if they can swap trought Spain to go to RA it will be a Epic fail for Phoenix...

 
Kimisworld
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Kimisworld Day 886, 15:15

True story.

 
Monte_Casino
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Monte_Casino Day 886, 15:15

VENI VIDI RAPED EVERYONE

 
Maegalodonus
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Maegalodonus Day 886, 15:15

Fail like in Sindh??? why was Slovenia loaded with 6 mpps, eternally being able to threaten Rhone Alps??

Because of the world's cowardest country.

Don't worry about us. Don't worry about Poland either. Now we're both free with nothing to lose. Those 6 Slovenian mpp's are gone.

Your turn.

 
Cock & Pussy Industries
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Cock & Pussy Industries Day 886, 15:15

So TRUE.

 
Stregovac
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Stregovac Day 886, 15:15

Hát ez hatalmas!

 
Lipullule
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Lipullule Day 886, 15:16

Spain, you should save your gold before the enter of Brazil in EUROPE xD

 
slap86
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slap86 Day 886, 15:17

The mighty polands lost 2 regions. One epic and one original. Thats an epic fail.
And spain soon will join them.

 
Flippie
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Flippie Day 886, 15:18

"Fail" is a good word to define the spanish action.

 
Lipullule
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Lipullule Day 886, 15:20

Like Poland, Spain want to fail.

 
Stephan
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Stephan Day 886, 15:20

:cafe:

Se ya in battlefield

 
BattalGazi
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BattalGazi Day 886, 15:20

Well written, vote

 
Petrezselyem van a zsebemben
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Petrezselyem van a zsebemben Day 886, 15:20

aye

 
Acorin
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Acorin Day 886, 15:21

fail spain xD

 
FueLiZ
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FueLiZ Day 886, 15:21

Fail.

 
E Jackleton
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E Jackleton Day 886, 15:23

so what?

 
durklis
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durklis Day 886, 15:23

These were wise and true words indeed.

 
Flamethrower
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Flamethrower Day 886, 15:24

i think gauss is a pretty cool guy, eh invades everyone and doesn't afraid of anything

 
s.t.g
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s.t.g Day 886, 15:28

<a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/win-upd--1319717/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/win-[..]1/20</a>
Vote please!

 
Stephan
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Stephan Day 886, 15:29

Im a 22 level old boy, and what is this?

 
Maegalodonus
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Maegalodonus Day 886, 15:31

Lipullule: Still, France cannot into Rhone Alps.

 
don abtin
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don abtin Day 886, 15:33

Eden Fail forever

 
hendy_le_sorcier
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hendy_le_sorcier Day 886, 15:55

Well done spain..
Be smart guys.

 
Keratt
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Keratt Day 886, 16:19

EDEN balls OO
phoenix balls ..


 
don abtin
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don abtin Day 886, 16:20

Spail !!!!!!!!!!

 
Captain Communism
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Captain Communism Day 886, 16:29

Once you see it, you'll shit bricks!!

 
Chuchi
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Chuchi Day 886, 16:37

thx for the info

 
Fat Ed Corporation
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Fat Ed Corporation Day 886, 16:52

&quot;Mexico - a country they will not even come close to having a border with during the next few years&quot;

What makes you think that?

 
atrej
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atrej Day 886, 17:09

Total fail.

 
Cantabrum indoctum
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Cantabrum indoctum Day 886, 17:40

¿Y tienes los santos cojones de decirnos que usemos el cerebro? si tenemos, aunque todo el mundo sabe que vosotros no lo teneis.

Sois el país más egoista de eRepublik, bastante parecido a la vida real, por cierto.

Vuestro egoísmo y vuestra obcecación en la regiones asiáticas de hierro alto han supuesto el desenlace de hoy. La pérdida de Polonia y el palo que habría supuesto a phoenix podría haberse llevado a cabo de no ser por vuestro egoísmo chovinista.

Antes de dar consejos a nadie, piénsatelo dos veces. Aquí, el único que debería usar el cerebro eres tú. Dices que lo has intentado, si, pero fracasaste.

 
Darth Vicious
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Darth Vicious Day 886, 22:45

Spanish blood it´s going to stain the american and european land by the hands of Brasil and the rest of it´s american allies.

 
Komjatius
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Komjatius Day 886, 23:38

EDEN side: mountains of GOLD
PHX side: mountains of BRAIN

 
Texas Infantry
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Texas Infantry Day 887, 01:03

seriously this was one of the stupidest things ive ever seen in my elife lmao

 
Lipullule
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Lipullule Day 887, 02:36

Maegalodonus
12 hours ago

Lipullule: Still, France cannot into Rhone Alps.

=&gt; Yeah, Poland too. You burn 5000gold (900-1000k EASILY dmg in tanking) for fail

 
Juan Carlos Valls Vandoma
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Juan Carlos Valls Vandoma Day 887, 02:47

Spain is the best... Phoenix and your army fail

 
La Rana Gustavo
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La Rana Gustavo Day 887, 03:08

penix is scared???, i dont see here that &quot;france can into Rhone Alps&quot;...

I loled.

 
Anderico
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Anderico Day 887, 03:27

See you in Karnata...

 
Milanna
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Milanna Day 887, 06:37

We like to risk. Perhaps Americans can't understand that because they like to sit on their asses and do nothing - and that's true fail
It's only a game

 
falisco
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falisco Day 887, 08:36

we arnt so bad!!

<a href="http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/el-plan-maestro-de-eden-1319077/1/all#commentsall" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/el-p[..]sall</a>

FAIL PHOENIX!

HAIL EDEN!

 
Ursik
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Ursik Day 887, 10:58

a ver pedazo de borricos este tio es hungaro ...o brasileño , no americano , así que dejar de decir tonterias y si , hemos cometido un fail , pero que se dejen de tanta palabra , que aqui les esperamos .

 
Jordi Bukowski
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Jordi Bukowski Day 887, 13:46

Shut up, fat arms.

 
Huazel
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Huazel Day 887, 13:57

eden failmax

 
Marginaldefeat
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Marginaldefeat Day 887, 15:26

EPIC FAIL:D
AGAIN:
You can buy everything with a mastercard,but kick some spain's ass is priceless:)
PS: Please, put a wood company to the market:)
Who knows,if I find 16k gold:)

 
Maegalodonus
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Maegalodonus Day 939, 20:46

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ahhhhhh, this article was LEGENDARY!!!!!!

Legendary ridicule by the author and some deep retards commenting...

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