Notice: Japan's Heroes Have Returned
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by Alfred Ball
Dear Peasants,
I, Alfred Ball, Duke of HokkaDIO, blessed by all that is holy, have returned to save you from yourselves, Japan has been on a path to stagnation as humiliation since forever. My wife Fruitcommando have been sent back by Dio himself from the fiery depths of the sad pit to save your miserable souls from such a savage existence.
It however pains me to my very core to see my dear countrymen in such poverty. Well fret not, you are saved Dio blesses you all once more, and with your greatest heroes of all time, Emerick, Fruitcommando and Japan's hero of the eKazawanese-Japanese Wars. We need your support through all of this dear citizens, whether you accept our rule and bend over willingly determines whether we use lube or not.
Signed Sincerely From His Phone and With Love To All,
The Greatest Japanese Hero since Danyeo and Godzilla, Alfred Ball
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Ah, Ablah ball and Fruitblahblah, welkome back.
狼煙貫日起南胡，黃塵鋪天在沙塘。
二石雕弓望天狼，三尺星文映寒霜。
野火焚巢，鉤連斷拐；
黃昏懸羊，夜半束草！
嘆古今多少英雄！
兜鍪縱橫，揮斥方遒；
北國攘夷，南疆逐寇；
馬過千山，戈越萬洲。
欲將虎貔擒胡酋，
奈何蓬壺歌如流！
千觴夢更憂。
Chin chow bong dong long,Wen Jiabao,Xi Jiping,Li Keqiang,Hu Jintao \o/
夏，許男新臣卒。楚屈完來盟于師，盟于召陵。屈完者何？楚大夫也。何以不稱使？尊屈完也。曷為尊屈完？以當桓公也。其言盟于師、盟于召陵何？師在召陵也。師在召陵，則曷為再言盟？喜服楚也。何言乎喜服楚？楚有王者則後服，無王者則先叛。夷狄也，而亟病中國，南夷與北狄交。中國不絕若線，桓公救中國，而攘夷狄，卒帖荊，以此為王者之事也。其言來何？與桓為主也。前此者有事矣，後此者有事矣，則曷為獨於此焉？與桓公為主，序績也。
Please translate to English.
That is one weird as f**k text, which has got nothing to do with this article, or anything that's going on in eJapan, lol. xD
It's just a poem Oo
Yeah but why here, he/she could've posted that in eRoC, or eChina. More people would understand. xD
問題児たちが異国から来たそうですよ？ｗ
u2 translate.
ｗｗｗｗｗｗ
お帰りなさいませ~
So do you!
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Did you even know what I said?
Ofcourse not. If you read my comments above you shall see *translate please*.. If you read what i wrotte you should get a message *so do you need to translate*. Get it now dear friend?
Except they're speaking Chinese and I'm speaking Japanese so I can't translate it.
Get it?
Get it? Person who can't understand the difference between the two?
Also, you're in eJapan. I don't care that 3 of you can speak even a modicum of Japanese.
Asking a to translate chinese oke, but asking to translate japanese in eJP. Thats not good 😛
eJP has offical 2 Languages for articles. English and Japanese.
Okay, go back to Serbia where you belong.
Слушај барабо мала, ја сам Србин и презивам се на ИЋ!
За мене су ти гејоглифи потпуно исти и можеш да ми се елегантно сагнеш са таквим безобразним ставом!
Asking a to translate chinese oke, but asking to translate japanese in eJP. Thats not good 😛
eJP has offical 2 Languages for articles. English and Japanese.
I`m not speaking Japanese, and i dont want to use google translate for that. For me Chinese and Japanese letters are almost same AND I DONT UNDERSTAND THEM!
Well, you wanted to stay in eJapan so you need to adapt you 😛 go and learn Japanese😁 😛
Almost the same.
Letters.
AGHAHGHAGHAHGAHFSHFSAJHFJASHFJKSAHFKJASHFJKhsdfg
Okay, go now and watch in the sun.
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
that's all.
lol
H ERO
どうしてこうなった！
あなたはだれ？
やっぱこうなるのか・・・セのｋｙ蛮人共を受け入れたことで、国法により定められし大罪人もいとも簡単に日本国籍を取り戻せるのね。誰が公認したのかわからないが、恥を知れ。
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as duchess of HokkaDIO; I approve this
ディオって、あのパキスタンから邪教なの？
なぜお前の教主の身辺で奉仕しないか？なぜここで中二病の醜い様相を呈した？
DIO BRANDO 4 PRESIDENT/
おかえりなさい
May DIO bless eJapan future.
They wipe you out, escape during ocupation and now return to the free land.
In mine part of the world, that people we call: pussies.
Clearly liberal propaganda told by your overlord Kazawans!
Japan's heroes? Get the country wiped, then escape to another country, while the ones that have remained fought for it's liberation. You're nothing but a pussy to me.
Clearly liberal propaganda told by your overlord Kazawans!
Propaganda? Am I wrong?
who is Kazawans??
Get it wiped again!
あなたはだれ
we don't need help from those who turned his back from his country
kthxbai
But you were eBorn in February... what would you know? Or perhaps you're a multi :3
my partymen gave me enough info already mate.