Norway Declares War!
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Oslo, Norway - Amidst the confusion of yesterday's Swedish war proposal, and the subsequent hacker attack, another war proposal was put before our own Congress with a suprising lack of coverage. With almost no resistance from the Congress, Forconin's declaration of war against Russia was passed by a 19 to 1 vote. Timing could not be better, seeing as how the Indo-Paki Alliance will already have been called to protect their interests in Germany, and will now be forced to split their forces to protect Russia as well (Should they decide to honor their MPP which will not quite be official). Historically the invasion of Russia has been a near impossible task, however with solid support from the great soldiers of Norway, Finland, and Mother Scandinavia failure is not an option. Everyone remain vigilant, and good luck when we join together on the battlefield tommorow.
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\"...with a surprising lack of coverage\". The congress tried to keep it a secret as long as possible. One of Teknokratene\'s congressmen Evleos even wrote a quite humorous news article, claiming that yesterday was Christmas Morning (well, Christmas eve in Norwegian), and urging people to give each other gifts!
This war proposal was rushed since Indonesia had engaged in a MPP with Russia, which would efficiently have cornered us in only a few days if we did not act quickly. This was of course unacceptable, and drastic measures were taken. It is important that we don\'t let ourselves be pushed around, as an almost unanimous agreed on.
War starts at 09.10 tomorrow morning Norwegian time, or 10.10 Finnish time. Be quick and hit the market for some high quality weapons!
\"One of Teknokratene\'s congressmen Evleos even wrote a quite humorous news article, claiming that yesterday was Christmas Morning (well, Christmas eve in Norwegian), and urging people to give each other gifts!\"
lol, i can\'t believe that slipped by me
He fooled me 🙁
Where is the war???
\"I won\'t let anyone push me around, but have no problem psuhing those smaller than me around.\" -- The classic philosophy of a bully. But we\'re not surprised -- everyone knows that Norway and Sweden are international bullies.
They do it because they are lacking in the bulge.