North Korea, Let's Do This One Last Time

Day 615, 06:32 • Published in North Korea South Korea • by Afanasiy Drago
Dear Citizens of the Glorious Nation of North Korea,

Today I write to you from the battle bunker of Sariwon in our Great Fortress of Hwangae. The enemy has penetrated the wall of the Presidential City and is flooding the streets with thousands of soldiers who are now openly engaging in hand-to-hand combat with the humble citizens of our nation while their tanks continuously batter our wonderfully architectured city.

I will not lie to you, the near-future does not look promising for the lands of North Korea, but that does not mean that we shall give up. The spirit of the North Korea embodies unity and resilience in the face of adversity, and we have worked too hard to build this nation up to its Free and Beautiful state to just give up, surrender, kneel down, and grovel before the enemy.

Yes, it is true; I brought the enemy upon us. No other citizen or Congressman had the ability to facilitate the attack on our neighbors to the north, only I could. The situation with our allies was getting out of control, with the enemy deep in their territory, so I felt it necessary to proceed with the attack on Russia in order to even have a chance at preserving the freedom of their countries. Some may say this was ill-advised, as it was not looking out for the best interest of North Korea, but to me preserving freedom as a whole is what North Korea has always been about.

From the beginning, our nation has been deemed “an experiment”. With zero percent of the common, real North Korean citizenship having access to the internet, anyone coming here to our beautiful eCountry would be considered as a political take-over, regardless of whether it was for good or for bad. What no one expected was that our band of brothers was willing to fight, and die, then, for the future of this “experiment”, for the good of North Korea. After our success in the voting trenches against the very same enemy we face today, we always swore that we would aid those whose freedom came under assault by empires looking to expand just for the sake of expansion.

So here we are today, Day 615, 76 days after the launch of North Korea and our first success against expansionists. We have seen our country become rapidly successful in its time; rising from the 55th ranked country out of 55, at our launch, all the way up to the 34th ranked country out of 60, several days ago, before our economy came crashing down. This growth is a testament to the caliber of citizens of this Glorious Nation, as all but a few of us were born into the New World less than 90 days ago. We have developed a sound economy, established a diverse political ground, launched a growing military, and even had our own baby boom that increased the population of the country by 50 percent several weeks ago. Unfortunately, on this day, no one will remember this, as nations around the New World are threatened once again by those who wish to destroy their freedom and existence.

Now, in our final hour, it is time to prove one last time that we are willing to fight, and die, for our freedom, and for the freedom of those around the New World. All citizens that remain here should march to the Hwangae battlefield at the time of 12:35 and proceed to fight side-by-side with their North Korean brothers and sisters. Each citizen should gaze across the battlefield into the soul of the enemy, locking eyes with them as to let them know that we will not waiver because we have accepted our fate and made peace with ourselves.

Fight until you can no longer fight citizens of North Korea, as although we may fall today in Hwangae, the spirit of North Korea and its values will always live on forever.

Thank you to everyone who has helped build North Korea to what it is today. I am sorry that I have lead you all to ruin.

For North Korea, our true home:

If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
Still in my heart this moment
Or it might burst
Could we stay right here
Until the end of time until the earth stops turning
Wanna love you until the seas run dry
I've found the one I've waited for

All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
Wanna stay right here
Until the end of time
'til the earth stops turning
Gonna love you until the seas run dry
I've found the one I've waited for


Die for North Korea!