No wonder they call Poland "LOLAND"
Day 883, 13:41
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by Jewitt
Let's say the date is 883, or April 21st for our records...
Okay, so, I log in to find a lot going on. And I can't help but laugh.
Adios_pl declares war on Mexico, and it passed.
Now, right before it passed these chain of events happened...
0. Woxan did not know adios_pl was going to declare war.
1. South African president, as part of a cease-fire with Brazil, proposed peace.
2. Within minutes of the peace proposal being sent, Brazil attacks the Canary Islands, now held by Poland.
3a. This blocks Poland from advancing into Mexico.
3b. Unlike the brilliant Britons, Brazil also knows how to use resistance wars properly.
4. Polish citizens call us Americans traitors (I think one even said "USA = JUDASZ"
5. Brolliance officials (trust me, I was there) speak with South African authorities and have them order the peace proposal to fail due to a violation of the cease fire. When this order was sent, the vote was 3-0 in favor. At the publishing of this article, it is now 3-3.
6. American and Brolliance troops prepare to coordinate with Poland, South Africa included. However, South Africa is now blocked as well.
Looks like Poland put itself in the middle of a trap.
Theoretical:
This may or may not have come from someone else; but hey, theoretical situations make me smile.
7. USA shows up and does 3rd or 2nd highest damage.
8a. Poland loses, blames it on USA not coordinating enough (where was that memo about the DoW, eh?)
8b. Poland wins, blames a Mexican block later on down the road on USA for some reason.
9. ???
10. USA and Poland still hate each other for some reason that I still don't understand.
Brillant strategy. Reminds me of something Romania and Greece tried to do back in the day.
That is all. Oh, and you can be damn sure, us Americans will be there to fight in your defense - regardless if you call us "Judasz" or not. Actually communicate without insults. As a forward disclosure, I hope our nations can once again mend what ever fissure occurred and stop this media lashing. If the USA and Poland could unite and fight as a single force, imagine how many more battles we would win.
Now to return to my passive eight-clicking...
After publishing thought: Where, anywhere in this article or in the comments or in our general media, did any eAmerican mention 'we are better than everyone else'? I have never seen it personally unless it was an obvious joke. Many eAmericans hate the RL American stereotype of self-centered jerks, and is an easy way to aggravate us. Maybe that's why you say it, even though none of us have mentioned being greater than anyone else...
Okay, so, I log in to find a lot going on. And I can't help but laugh.
Adios_pl declares war on Mexico, and it passed.
Now, right before it passed these chain of events happened...
0. Woxan did not know adios_pl was going to declare war.
1. South African president, as part of a cease-fire with Brazil, proposed peace.
2. Within minutes of the peace proposal being sent, Brazil attacks the Canary Islands, now held by Poland.
3a. This blocks Poland from advancing into Mexico.
3b. Unlike the brilliant Britons, Brazil also knows how to use resistance wars properly.
4. Polish citizens call us Americans traitors (I think one even said "USA = JUDASZ"
😉for some reason. I guess they think "allies" means "puppets" or something.
5. Brolliance officials (trust me, I was there) speak with South African authorities and have them order the peace proposal to fail due to a violation of the cease fire. When this order was sent, the vote was 3-0 in favor. At the publishing of this article, it is now 3-3.
6. American and Brolliance troops prepare to coordinate with Poland, South Africa included. However, South Africa is now blocked as well.
Looks like Poland put itself in the middle of a trap.
Theoretical:
This may or may not have come from someone else; but hey, theoretical situations make me smile.
7. USA shows up and does 3rd or 2nd highest damage.
8a. Poland loses, blames it on USA not coordinating enough (where was that memo about the DoW, eh?)
8b. Poland wins, blames a Mexican block later on down the road on USA for some reason.
9. ???
10. USA and Poland still hate each other for some reason that I still don't understand.
Brillant strategy. Reminds me of something Romania and Greece tried to do back in the day.
That is all. Oh, and you can be damn sure, us Americans will be there to fight in your defense - regardless if you call us "Judasz" or not. Actually communicate without insults. As a forward disclosure, I hope our nations can once again mend what ever fissure occurred and stop this media lashing. If the USA and Poland could unite and fight as a single force, imagine how many more battles we would win.
Now to return to my passive eight-clicking...
After publishing thought: Where, anywhere in this article or in the comments or in our general media, did any eAmerican mention 'we are better than everyone else'? I have never seen it personally unless it was an obvious joke. Many eAmericans hate the RL American stereotype of self-centered jerks, and is an easy way to aggravate us. Maybe that's why you say it, even though none of us have mentioned being greater than anyone else...
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inb4poltroll
2nd
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troll :d
Agreed.
Good one! >.>
yeah, Americans are not to blame, you are just too awesome.
>>> That is all. Oh, and you can be damn sure, us Americans will be there to fight in your defense - regardless if you call us "Judasz" or not.
So you are THAT scared to be hit by Poland+Phoenix? ok.
Win article is win
jewitt I couldn't agree more
posting in a jewitt article
😃
hail Loland
3-4 now.
VVVOTED!
Wow you know that all the trolling was becouse you said we want to attack you ? Yeah.. lol...
+ Most of Poles doesn't treat you as triators .. Generalisations are fun... It was just stupid that you said we want to attack you lol... You are neutral naow nothing else 😨 You chose to leave eden
Hilarious article. xD
Well done! I don't understand the crap between our countries...
HAIL POLAND !
brilliant
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why bother pretending to be on high road when you're talking as much **** as those trolls you describe
only mistake Poland made was holding Canary islands while DoW is being voted for, you don't need a memo cause the whole thing doesn't concern you at all
@Insightz, because he's not being a troll. He's telling the story from his POV, and that includes what may be seen as "talking smack" by others. 😉
@Biglep:
"You are neutral naow nothing else 😨 You chose to leave eden"
EDEN HQ invited the US to stay as part of the Allied Forces. We have access to the planning room and we are regarded as an essential contributor. Note that the US did the most dameg of any nation in the effort to get finland, an EDEN nation, back on the map. We were also the #1 contributor to the defense of Australia, another EDEN nation. Think carefully before you push us away.
Jewitt for POTUS again !
Lets destroy Brasil united.
@NXNW - woah woah wait... Did I say anywhere that we want to push you away?😃 We don't (at least not me). I believe you can be great ally just all the trolling around our attack on Mexico and that we "wanted" to attack you was just plain stupid... And you (I mean some people from goverment) argumented that we should inform you about this... Meh maybe we should... But assuming straight ahead that we would want to attack you is just paranoic 😛
(My english sucks a bit... sorry if you can't understand me)
And by that you aren't in EDEN officialy now it shouldn't be obligatory for us to inform you about everything ... + It was our try for some solo action which failed :/
Yes, because everything is about you guys. Stop trying to victimize yourselfs already. 1 guy said something and you make an entire article of it. Sheesh.
Lolwat?? brolliance coordinate for what exactly??? for not cooperating again??
It was obvious that Poland in Canary Islands was an invitation for Brazil to block Poland and give that much needed time to Mexico to sign the lot of mpps. There were 2 ways to prevent it in the first place. One, the securest one, would have been S.A attacking, thus blocking, Brasil. Instead,S.A offered peace to Brasil. The other would have been not holding Canary's until the DoW would've been active. However, this one might not have worked.
Anyway, typical Bro move, offering peace when you have a nice set of mpps and not much to worry about.
Typical Bro move, why doing something that might be of benefit for somebody else???
However, this scenario eventually allows for the possibility of an invasion from the north (Canary's) and the east (S.A), if it's well coordinated.
@insightz, right on bro, I couldn't have said it better.
The honest truth is that the Polish strategy was full of fail, and instead of coordinating it, you guys went off all compulsively(like you are) and are now stuck. way to be loland.
Ohh and like someone before said... you left EDEN so you dont pay taxes, having to follow orders etc etc, but you want to keep all the advantages. I'm sorry to say, but reality doesn't work this way.
@Mynsc, it's not that we ~want~ that, it's that we ~have~ that.
Loland into Lalifornia!
Good article. I guess its our fault that we couldn't read their minds!?
Great article! I really wish ePoland and the eUS could be friends again. 🙁
Lol at Loland
@ Anyonymous what coordination could've been done? Only way to prevent Brazil from blocking Poland was to open Brazilian MPPs and sacrifice SA/Peru and neither of these options were viable
Insights - we could have completely taken out Mexico and double teamed our way south. SA, Peru, and Spain could have locked up Brazil until we got there.
@ Jonathan McCravy articles like these with snide remarks that make fun of someone have no constructive effect, so it's as good as trolling
Rob B that's true, but since USA closed war (and MPPs) against Colombia, I guess it was safe to assume you wouldn't want to participate, specially with everything that's going on lately
Hey, what about have a big party in Brasil?
Let's have some fun together.
@insightz you just explained why this plan was a failure to begin with. The coordination could have done a lot to prevent the subtle panic within the United States-you don't invade a countries backyard without informing them, especially if they possibly held a meeting about invading the US. As for coordination, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say poland will need all the help it can get against Mexicos's new MPP's.
@anyonymous - This plan was to try to do anything becouse it's a bit boring now - and yes we have to invade countries backyard without informing them so they won't sign more MPP's lol. And again with this meeting - if you really think that any EDEN country would invade USA you believe some people/trolls/National goals for fun too easly 😨
Lollerz.
The problem was that American higher ups, not the public, didn't know either. You can surely tell the President of the US something like this 😛
Anyonymous you're not making any sense, the mission failed cause they got blocked, which had nothing to do with panic in American media, you're either completely delusional or talking about different subject
Poland won't need help against MPPs cause Poland won't attack, it would be stupid to open 10 MPPs when there are no serious battles anywhere to divert damage like there was during invasion of Germany/France
At first I was like lol
Still am now
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