NEWSFLASH: HAMMER OF THOR - an epic fail
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by Juan Tamad
EREPUBLIK OUTSIDER - We make some weird noises, but now we ain't foolin'.
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This has got to be the most outrageous incident ever since the liberation of EAustralia.
Disclaimer: this is gonna be down right mean, but this has gone far enough.
Let's talk about the Hammer of Thor - hey they're pretty patriotic, they want to liberate EAustralia from the EIndonesians; well that's down right great. Wait a minute, what's the problem? Well...
It's the fact that it's led by a bunch of FANATICS OUT FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL GAIN.
"Well Mr. Juan, what proof may you have of their intentions?"
Let's get the picture straight.
1. Everyone wants to free the whole of EAustralia from the Indonesians. At least, all those who believe in every EAussie's right to be free from oppression - from those who take our resources.
2. There are two ways of achieving this:
- Diplomacy (i.e. cooperating with the demands of the EIndonesians - which is a slow process but is going on steadily)
- War
What's the problem with war?
1. The fact that the EIndonesians are going to crush us by numerical superiority, economical advantage, and with their global political power, there's not much help that's gonna arrive on our side.
2. Thus we would have had nothing to gain.
What about Atlantis?
1. Well look at the situation right now regarding EArgentina: an example of how the members of Atlantis act when their allies need their help... THEY DON'T DO THEIR ALLIANCE THING WELL.
2. So, we'll get crushed. Period.
Is there something to gain in war?
1. Experience xD OH YES.
2. A beating? - A LOT of this.
What's to lose?
OUR ECOUNTRY AND OUR FREEDOM. MONTHS OF ZANEY'S HARD WORK TOWARDS SECURING A DEAL WITH THE EINDONESIANS.
Basically, look the eIndos and their government aren't really saints, but hey, they gave us land they rightfully got through war - although it seems greedy on their part, and I agree it is, they're not necessarily evil. They gave us a chance right?
Okay, you're right Juan, war isn't right... But why would you say the Hammer of Thor is just after their own interests?
1. They're a bunch of hammer-heads.
2. Nah, I'm kidding (not really).
3. I have just proven that their main objective: "Our main goal is to destroy all members of PEACE and if we also get an allied such as Australia on the mission it’s even better" ... will use war as their strategy --- and this is totally gonna work against EAustralia.
4. They're allied WITH ATLANTIS, it's their objective not ours.
5. Did I say hammer-heads?
So what are their goals?
1. Experience - probably
2. Economic gain - donations to possibly to support their "cause"
3. To reduce our knowledge regarding the rules in spelling and grammar - (WITH THE STRENGHT !!!! , information is as correct as possibly!!!!, members of PEACE and if we also get an allied such as Australia!!!!)
4. Promote Viking religious beliefs? (say again?)
5. Personal Reasons? hah.
In short, they're a group of opportunists just waiting to get their chance.
Hey, I mean going all the way on the role play here in Erep is alright, but these articles and not well-thought of comments are just gonna brainwash the newbs. They'll give a bad impression on EIndonesia, and our competence as people of EAustralia. Think about that.
So when you guys tell us off, and say the more experienced citizens of EAustralia are traitors, please think again. Your racist slurs and B***S*** writing are not welcome here.
THE EREPUBLIK OUTSIDER RULES (and EAustralia too woohoo) - you guys blow.
Hammer of Thor - You get an F for well... I leave the citizens to say.
*By the way --- I like Star Trek but that Picard guy with the Hammer, makes me wanna forget my childhood.
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pertamaxxx because I love EIndonesia so much
Thor's Hammer only want to best of the australian.
Mostly everything you have ever done is rubbish.
This article is idiotic and no one will surrender to indonesia.
We however at thor's hammer try to liberate the australian from slavery and death by forcing the indoneasians to give us back the rest of the country.
We don't want to use Military force to get back the regions and we will instead use our connections to gain advantage in the negotiations.
start a party . win an election . then you can tell the whole country when to go to war . didn't think of that approch did ya ?
( or did you ? )
Bilbarus
If there's enough of you ...people... to make a difference , the election should be a landslide .
Bilbarus
We don't want a political party i told you.
We want to influence the people
The connections is not for the common eye f ucker.
are you stupid or what?
All the details is classified so STFU
Good points Juan . He must not have a workable plan to share with us .
Bilbarus
You are a indonesian spy!
I don't share the tactics with a betrayer!
According to you , every Austrailian citizen who supports the lawfully elected government of eaustrailia is a " betrayer " .
Where dose your ranting and insults end ?
Bilbarus
If you refuse to accept the eAus government and their rulings then I suggest you do one of two things, leave or change your meathods. I can tell you this much: no one here agrees with your ideas. You have been contradicting your own organization with Picard screaming for blood and you calling for negotiations. Listen, this is a game--there are no women, there are no children, this is no rape--we don't have to worry about that. If it takes time to get back to what we want, then we must have patience. PM me if you seriously want what is best for eAus.
This is no game.
This is the real deal
you guys are just power hungry and yes this is just a game, also stop spamming other articles
please state all your connections (to do it your "diplomaticly" way) and your concrete plan on how to "get enough people on your boat" so to speak, to accomplish your goals (free EAustralia).
Also, my rebuttals:
Telle lmao 1: Your way of thinking is flawed - you insult my article then fail to produce specific steps on "saving EAustralia from slavery and death"
Telle lmao 2: Your role-play, so to speak, is going to your head, and you fail to specify what steps we, as a nation, are going to accomplish.
Telle lmao 3: How are you going to influence people with your hostility towards other citizens?
Telle lmao 4: Classified or non-existent? If you're really that well connected then you wouldn't be even talking with the public, rather with the EAustralia government directly. Your insults are nothing.
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Therefore I own you. This is my article.
My Swede meter went bezerk hovering over the thor hammer trio!
yep Machine i had the same presumption
good article. Of course, I´m agree.
I have lived in erepublik since May (well, my citizen, not this Or). I have seen much wars. Their objectives were reconquer all the captured territories. And... I don`t remember any campaign that really took that objetive.
The wars of liberation do not serve, because normally the inequality between the invaded one and the invader is enormous.
And in Australia we do not have possibilities against Indonesia. Let's be realistic. Our armed forces are made of paper if we compare them what they have.
These days we see as some countries obtain their freedom with the diplomacy. And because the invading empire has wanted to yield the area.
And this it is the way that is following Australia, and that must continue.
If not, I assure you that we will lose absolutely everything.
Good article Juan - voted & subscribed.
Thor's hammer will gain nothing from the rational, peaceful and understand people of Australia! 😃
Diplomacy good, War baad...
Seems like the Thor's Hammer's skill at uber-phail is second only to the Black Plague, lol
Except the Black Plague is the largest private army and richest conglomerate in the eWorld...
You fools.
You will perish!
@ telle : where's your captain now?
@ Cpt. Jean-Luce Picard watch the language, your plan was doomed to fail from the start, especially with you acting like a complete retard. you should just just sent a message to Cottus Arci or someone in congress, instead of saying were all going to die
@ Cpt. Jean-Luce Picard - WTF .... you are 3 days old and you "know" whats good for Aus and whats not. You're either a multi or your an idiot. We have been fighting for independence for 8 months and we are succeeding. So WTF are you going on about?
This is a very poorly and very unknolagable article you have writen, Juan Tamad. Calling down a serious partriot will get a nation no where. He simply wishes to lierate his nation from the Indoniesians, and as such he needs to be patritic for his nation. When we helped liberate the nation a few motnhs ago back in November, the freedom fighters, we knew that Australia needed it's freedom. You need to understand that some people's opions are different then your own. If you don't like something, it's very easy to simply disagree with it and ignore it. Calling someone out will do little if not backfire for your cause. It's unresonable to think everyone else will agree with you, just rember that next time you try another aritcle, it would be a little better if it was more nuetral in tone then calling someone out.
~JJJJJJJJ
I laugh whenever I read a "Cpt. Jean-Luce Picard" comment.
Seriously, he's bringing absolutely no evidence to the table to support his claims.
@ Captain blowhole: Hey, wait a minute I'm not protecting EIndonesia. I'm protecting EAustralia from you losers trying to make a fool out of yourselves by spamming the media here and trying to promote your so-called secret operation.
Where's your army huh? Going to fight the EIndonesians with sticks I presume.
I have yet to know your concrete plans. You don't cooperate with the citizens. You guys don't know anything about the past and present situation regarding OUR COUNTRY.
You guys disgrace yourselves. Get out of here or suffer the consequences.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/thor-s-hammer-revealed--723219/1
Check out my article on some of Picard's Pms he sent me.
Picard just because we wish to be peaceful doesn't make us traitors. Someone start telling the Indonesian community that we don't support this thor hammer and maybe if they try to destroy our contract by starting a revolt in a area that violates our treaty maybe we should helped end it.
Hey my grammar is awful I was in a rush typing it.
undergeneral: don't worry, by now the indos will probably know that we dun support them
@cpt picard - This is not patriotism , its forigen propaganda designed to undermine our government and its negoatations .
Bilbarus
I'm only interested; Do the arms industries of an Erepublik (ie eAus) benefit from war? who have ties in that? I'm reflecting on reality again here...
If Picard "knows" then he is undoubtedly a multi. You can only get so much info from the wiki. All else is needed from experience.
Don't forget the mindless spamming of
g'day mate.
voted... 😉
Good article 🙂
Damn fools, you are all agreeing to indonesian imperialism by opposing people who want to bring the best to this country.
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@Juan Tamad ~ It's a good jester to at least respect the opions of some of the extreme Patritots of Australia.
1. No it's not any single person's nation. It's everyone's nation, and everyone deserves a poitn to how it should be run.
2. Dipolomacy is a good thing, but I'm just pointing out how Australia's freedom was won from Imperial forces in Indoniesia by force, also from the U.S. military which helped to liberate Australia.
3. Your article is well writen, it's jsut your unthought out picture as well as your title that greatly lowers the value o the article, it does far more to hurt then it does to help.
4.Your belifs are all your own, and no one can take them away. You know, except mabey the admin, but his powers only work right here.
~JJJJJJJJ
We don't want you why don't you understand!
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actually JJJJJJ, Picard and his group dont even from Australia, so they do not represent Australia and imo, do not have an opinion for Australia, all they are trying to do is corrupt our country and get us in hotwater. also the militairy win ur talking about was actually a disaster for the US, they failed to help us and we were utterly shamed imo, and as juan has said, we werent liberated from that, we were liberated from diplomacy.
-Br0ad
actually JJJJJJ, Picard and his group dont even come from Australia, so they do not represent Australia and imo, do not have an opinion for Australia, all they are trying to do is corrupt our country and get us in hotwater. also the militairy win ur talking about was actually a disaster for the US, they failed to help us and we were utterly shamed imo, and as juan has said, we werent liberated from that, we were liberated from diplomacy.
-Br0ad
Agreed with article. Cannot liberate eAus except by patient negotiation - had enough of getting smacked - though no one likes the current existence of surviving as an eIndo protectorate - that's the reality for now until we can get some more help and rebuild our economy...
BTW - have to be careful of people who ends every spam post with `G'day mate'... (agree with Sean V G above)
@broadside: good job on the explanation, that's the point I've been driving at.
@JJJJJJ: I'm not sure what your intentions are regarding the continued protection of these people, I'm assuming you are taking the moral high ground on the issue. Regardless, if it's the pictures and the backhanded jokes you're trying to criticize, then you should probably read my other articles (I assume you don't). It's just a different case now that that I'm taking the facts seriously.
@Cap'n Choh: Smart man. Spoken like a true Ferrengi. "War is good for business." Wars do indeed sell weapons. In the end, that may be all who benefit from these RWs. Just before I moved out of the eUSA, I saw the same thing happen. They didn't go so far as to start RWs, but they did spew this kind of patriotic bile trying to force Benn Dover's hand into starting a war with PEACE or anyone just for the hell of it. Benn Dover was smart enough not to be pressured by them. Unfortunately, in his following term Benn did a complete 360 and went to war. But at least then he was responding to pressure from eSpain and not some rogue organization begging for a fight. It turned out that organization had been running a Weapons Company, and they were upset how their weapons weren't selling.
In conclusion, I quote another of the Ferrengi Rules of Acquistion: "Peace is good for business."
vote me for congress and i will propose true aussie values that will help our economy and military and vote for someone that cares deeply about Australia.
f**k that's complex (@ C.Q.L.)(!)(!)(!) - i'm growing to this g^m3 the more it reflects what's relevant and abstract at the same time in my world! @.@
i read it again - its not so complex really. atleast bennD made his/her statement and then had a good shot at guilt-free slaughter. sorry, i can be so subversive 😛
I'm going to type this again...and it wont time out before I post it and
actually
lose my patience a swell as the post.
To respond and relate to the original article, I'll recall the time when I was about seven (and going about eight) and viewed a bin-bag bursting with 'Star Trek' recorded to VHS that a friend of a fan and of mine had given to me (or cunningly dumped in my mother's house, rather)...
The verdict is that o-ri--gin---ality beats: captain bald eagle Picard and his futile Chinese twist on the way of the enterprise (I'm sure he's one of them (a Borg)), The "I-dont-know-if-I'm-infertile-Cath-" I mean "I-dont-knowwhereIam" premenstrual, menopausal Voyager (courtesy Candy Productions), and the deep-bass-fine place to have a doof, off the edge of humanoid civilization (maybe they ARE actually moving, in relation to and in the opposite direction to the same box-shaped cosmic-thing-in-space that ain't 2D as Voyager, and will find a not-Enterprise full of skeletons, a Doctor without an agenda, and an ancient pregnant woman being a seriously sassy captain in the infinately unkown...)
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