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FORMER PRESIDENT SLOTHEN

LUZON - Former Philippine President Slothen has started an independence battle in the region of Luzon, the Philippines' former capital, to return it to eFilipino hands.

"With approval of the current president of the eUSA, I initiated the resistance war in our beloved capital," the retired spymaster told The Outsider. "I am expecting every eFilipino residing in the eUSA to join me in this battle."



"Let's make this resistance fight a little different from the others," he admonished.

When asked what prompted him to donate his own wealth for the resistance war, the former National Intelligence Coordinating Agency (NICA) Director-General explained, "after sixteen months of gathering gold without any further idea of how to spend it, I figured this would be the best way to use my fortune."

Luzon in eAmerican Hands



Luzon and Visayas were ceded by the ePhilippine government to eAmerican troops on March 24, the day before the congressional elections, successfully preventing Indonesia from conquering the Philippines.

Slothen's Background



Slothen was already a Philippine Congress member around the time of the Secta del Guru Varnish. He then succeeded Divinitywolf as head of NICA, the country's intelligence service, under the Swagger McSwag administration.

He worked in NICA for many months until November 2009, when was elected President of the Philippines, succeeding Reclusive Monkey.
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March 31, 2010