News paper name change

Day 709, 20:36 • Published in Canada Canada • by danster9987

Congratulations to USA on getting Alaska back last night, wasn't able to make the final minutes of the fight but im sure it was great!

I have changed the name of this Newspaper to The Squee Report, Because i think everyone could use a little squee everyday! Like this:

'I reached level 18 today! Squee!'

Now i wont annoy you with my squees all the time, so you can stay sane and keep from hating me. I just like to squee. 😃

Now that PEACE is finally out of North America, its time to think away from the war. I am one of those people that think that we should keep from invading PEACE territory, or else we will become the monster that PEACE is. I dunno how they will sort this failed invasion of EDEN and the Brolliance, the loss of possibly thousands of gold, and angry countries wanting revenge, i think the best way to see what happens in the next few days and weeks from the comforts of our own homes or boxes, or wherever homeless people live.

On one last note, i have noticed how in the last three articles, comments are always on the things i don't put emphasis on. I wonder what today comments will be like?