News | Indonesia Invades the Philippines... Again

Day 844, 06:20 Published in Philippines Philippines by Filipino Progressive Movement
This is a Philippine Press Club original article. Click here for original version.

MINDANAO - We're under attack! The Indonesian military has landed on the beaches of Mindanao just minutes ago. Fighting has broken out in the streets.

Philippine President cruelbear said he believes the Indonesians are attacking as retaliation for assisting the United States in gaining a foothold in China, putting them in a position to prevent nearby Phoenix countries from annexing our Sol allies.

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"We have been landswapping throughout Asia with the US to help protect several of our Sol allies," he explained.

Our mutual protection pacts with Poland and Sweden have been activated and these two countries are rushing to our aid as of press time.

This is the third time that Indonesia has tried to take one of our regions.

Source: The eRepublik Outsider. Republished with permission.
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March 13, 2010