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As your newly commissioned squad leader, I want to tell you that I intend to maintain the traditions of excellence established by Sgt. Canyon and that I will continue to mold the 4th into an elite fighting unit.

First, Jack Shockley is our squad medic. He will be responsible for maintaining squad wellness at battle readiness levels. Soldiers are expected to be using their military pay to buy high quality food and/or housing to maintain such levels so as not to drain Doc Jack's supply of gifts.

Second, Achronimus has been promoted to Corporal and will be assisting me with command responsibilities. Cpl. Achronimus will be monitoring the squad's strength and insuring that squad members maintain high levels of training activity to increase this unit's fighting capability.

Thirdly, Lowell Kennedy has been elected to Congress and is unable to relocate to battle zones. richie450 has quit the army and emigrated to the UK. Slakor has lived up to his username and never responded to any squad communication after previously being appointed medic. All three have been removed from the squad roll call. I have requested replacements from CentComm and will notify you when they have arrived.

Lastly, we are in the process of organizing the unit and I need to report to our Platoon Leader, Col. Vytautus, vital statistics for the squad to assess our strengths and weaknesses. Each soldier in the Fightin' 4th needs to PM me the following information:

1. email for alternate communication
2. Strength
3. Wellness
4. Weapons
5. Gifts
6. Moving Tix

Consider this my first formation roll call. Each of you should have received a PM telling you to subscribe to this media. Each of you should read this media. I will expect a response within 48 hours. We are preparing for total war with the enemy when V1 is released. It is my mission to make this squad the finest and deadliest unit in this Platoon.

Sgt. Eugene Harlot
1st Platoon
4th Squad
"Strong and True"