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GENERAL MANAGER IRUKANJI ANNOUNCES HIS OWN PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION: GET IT HERE!|||ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN- 2036 CST 11/29/2007 The general manager of the well respected publication VOTES FOR DIO! has announced his own plan to coincide with the future reign of our glorious leader of the fatherlan😛

"Gentlemen and homless persons of moderate repute, and all of Pakistan I'm talking to you right now. Yes, I'm talking to me as well. Why? BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A HOUSE GOD DAMN IT! Yes? Right!

My glorious vision has been revealed by Allah himself, and it is a great vision! He has deemed that I should have the #1 ranked news paper in all of ZA WARUDO! He wishes for me to follow our glorious leader Dio Brando in his conquest of the republics of our infidel enemies! Therefore, BY Allah's Grace, VOTES FOR DIO! will triumph! This quest will be difficult and mired with difficulty as many of my competitors get views from people clicking at random on their articles which sometimes consist of nothing but a word. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! THIS IS THE MEDIA, NOT SOME KIND OF GAME!"

For his plan to work, the General Manager will be petitioning for subscriptions from all the citizens of Pakistan . As of yet, no subscriptions have been made but the paper has draws several viewers. Of the 286 existing papers, it is currently ranked 25/286.

(C) 2007 VOTES FOR DIO!