Join the new world

Already have an account? Login



What is this?

You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

New ereligion

Day 550, 18:56 • Published in United Kingdom Serbia

• by xDesertHamsterX

Greetings citizens of the United Kingdom.
I am the ambassador of eSerbia in eHungary. Like all other ambassadors of eSerbia in eHungary i have become an eGod. This is a sacred tradition is as old as eSerbia itself. It is also one of the main reasons why i accepted this post.

You are all now probably wondering how you can worship me. It is quite simple. Unlike all the other religions, I only take 5% of your income. There are of course other ways to show your devotion. You can sacrifice q5 food to me, or send me q5 gifts.

Since I promote peace i require all my followers to renounce violence. In order to truly be my followers you need to give away your weapons. You will only hurt yourselves or others with them anyway. Send them to me so I can dispose of them properly.

In the next issue I will explain to you how to reach the next level. This spiritual act requires a lot of gold, but fear not, you will be awarded with something far more valuable then money.

Comments

Luka Preradovich Day 550, 19:59

F you you piece of trahs!Rest in Pieces bitch!

Horice P Fossil Day 551, 00:20

We worship the 'CABBAGE' AHTC !!

IvanSerbia Day 551, 00:29

All Hail Our New God desert hamster Before He Unleash His Wraith...!!!

Veseli Drugar Day 551, 03:16

I FULLY SUPPORT THIS SELF PROCLAIMED EGOD (WELL, HES A GOD, HE CAN PROCLAIM THINGS, AYE?)

Mr Woldy Day 551, 03:43

Sorry, Im a member of the cult of the flying spaghetti monster.

scotspirit Day 551, 03:51

i dont believe in serbians

Ilke Day 551, 11:59

vote
and i dont believe in england people

scotspirit Day 551, 16:44

english exist, but on a lower level - like amoebas

The Norfolk Day 551, 16:47

I dont believe in fat people wearing towels on their heads and with rings through their nipples. I dont know why, but they just look a bit shifty to me.

scotspirit Day 551, 16:51

i hate men in shorts, but if it makes them feel good, live and let live - as long as they dont sit next to me on the bus

Draaglom Day 551, 17:22

All Hail the Cabbage, the one and only true religion of the euk.

scotspirit Day 551, 17:32

neeps are the god of scotland - after mince, the supreme god, of course

xDesertHamsterX Day 551, 17:38

I am the only true god here. Other false gods have tricked you into worshiping them. I will use my superpowers of an ambassador to set you free from their influence.

SaraDroz Day 551, 17:38

There is only sand...

Johnobrow Day 551, 18:12

Religion is the opiate of the masses and as such should be exposed for the trickery that it is. It's a bourgeois tool for chaining the workers to their machines and lowly status. The Clergy dazzle us with heaven or they damn into hell. Down with these false prophets and conmen! There downfall is as inevitable as that of the bourgeoisie itself and the rise of the proletariat. Workers, unite! Solidarity.

xDesertHamsterX Day 551, 18:21

Religion is the opiate of the masses and as such should be exposed for the trickery that it is.

That is one of the reasons why i wrote this article.

RyanMcCulloch Day 551, 18:25

😮

scotspirit Day 551, 18:56

works a myth - robots will take all our jobs, and then what? mince!

Brian Lane Day 551, 20:30

Ohh holy desert hamster
May I just ask - if you renounce violence, why do you work for a weapons company?

Dazman Day 551, 20:43

hmm the flying cat god will not be happy with this false prophet. plus the great and mighty flying cat assures me that his religion is not a cult, he just demands that i listen only to his appointed representatives who are the only ones who can hear him, do what they say and give them my money, wait or was that the catholic church, i forget.

Lukcia Day 552, 00:23

I'd rather not fall for a scam. 😃

shyguy1001 Day 552, 01:32

WE DONT NEED YOU GOD!!!WE HAVE KUMNAA!!!!

AVE KUMNAA!WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO VOTE SALUTE YOU!

Scorpio Vendetta Day 552, 02:30

Hey, is this guy just trying to nick our cash?

xDesertHamsterX Day 552, 02:46

@Scorpio Vendetta

No, I'm trying to help help you. By giving me gold you are helping yourself.

Colt Silver Day 552, 03:55

sorry, but im eJewish

contact me for eEvangelism

Huate Allapies Day 552, 04:01

"Religion is the opiate of the masses and as such should be exposed for the trickery that it is. It's a bourgeois tool for chaining the workers to their machines and lowly status. The Clergy dazzle us with heaven or they damn into hell. Down with these false prophets and conmen! There downfall is as inevitable as that of the bourgeoisie itself and the rise of the proletariat. Workers, unite! Solidarity."

unless you have been touched by His noodly appendage 🙂
Pastafarians are the only really enlightened people.