New ereligion
xDesertHamsterX
Greetings citizens of the United Kingdom.
I am the ambassador of eSerbia in eHungary. Like all other ambassadors of eSerbia in eHungary i have become an eGod. This is a sacred tradition is as old as eSerbia itself. It is also one of the main reasons why i accepted this post.
You are all now probably wondering how you can worship me. It is quite simple. Unlike all the other religions, I only take 5% of your income. There are of course other ways to show your devotion. You can sacrifice q5 food to me, or send me q5 gifts.
Since I promote peace i require all my followers to renounce violence. In order to truly be my followers you need to give away your weapons. You will only hurt yourselves or others with them anyway. Send them to me so I can dispose of them properly.
In the next issue I will explain to you how to reach the next level. This spiritual act requires a lot of gold, but fear not, you will be awarded with something far more valuable then money.
Comments
F you you piece of trahs!Rest in Pieces bitch!
We worship the 'CABBAGE' AHTC !!
All Hail Our New God desert hamster Before He Unleash His Wraith...!!!
I FULLY SUPPORT THIS SELF PROCLAIMED EGOD (WELL, HES A GOD, HE CAN PROCLAIM THINGS, AYE?)
Sorry, Im a member of the cult of the flying spaghetti monster.
i dont believe in serbians
vote
and i dont believe in england people
english exist, but on a lower level - like amoebas
I dont believe in fat people wearing towels on their heads and with rings through their nipples. I dont know why, but they just look a bit shifty to me.
i hate men in shorts, but if it makes them feel good, live and let live - as long as they dont sit next to me on the bus
All Hail the Cabbage, the one and only true religion of the euk.
neeps are the god of scotland - after mince, the supreme god, of course
I am the only true god here. Other false gods have tricked you into worshiping them. I will use my superpowers of an ambassador to set you free from their influence.
There is only sand...
Religion is the opiate of the masses and as such should be exposed for the trickery that it is. It's a bourgeois tool for chaining the workers to their machines and lowly status. The Clergy dazzle us with heaven or they damn into hell. Down with these false prophets and conmen! There downfall is as inevitable as that of the bourgeoisie itself and the rise of the proletariat. Workers, unite! Solidarity.
Religion is the opiate of the masses and as such should be exposed for the trickery that it is.
That is one of the reasons why i wrote this article.
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works a myth - robots will take all our jobs, and then what? mince!
Ohh holy desert hamster
May I just ask - if you renounce violence, why do you work for a weapons company?
hmm the flying cat god will not be happy with this false prophet. plus the great and mighty flying cat assures me that his religion is not a cult, he just demands that i listen only to his appointed representatives who are the only ones who can hear him, do what they say and give them my money, wait or was that the catholic church, i forget.
I'd rather not fall for a scam. 😃
WE DONT NEED YOU GOD!!!WE HAVE KUMNAA!!!!
AVE KUMNAA!WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO VOTE SALUTE YOU!
Hey, is this guy just trying to nick our cash?
@Scorpio Vendetta
No, I'm trying to help help you. By giving me gold you are helping yourself.
sorry, but im eJewish
contact me for eEvangelism
"Religion is the opiate of the masses and as such should be exposed for the trickery that it is. It's a bourgeois tool for chaining the workers to their machines and lowly status. The Clergy dazzle us with heaven or they damn into hell. Down with these false prophets and conmen! There downfall is as inevitable as that of the bourgeoisie itself and the rise of the proletariat. Workers, unite! Solidarity."
unless you have been touched by His noodly appendage 🙂
Pastafarians are the only really enlightened people.
i'll vote just for that picture
I wont mind if you subscribe too 🙂
Dio be praised!!!
scot you have it wrong Neeps arnt the gods of scotland Whiskey and haggis are!
did someone delete my post?
lol nice one mate🙂